EDINBURGH | 11TH OCT 2025 | DOORS 3PM SHOW 4PM | TICKETS £15 HERE
GLASGOW | 12TH OCT 2025 | DOORS 3PM SHOW 4PM | TICKETS £15 HERE
NEWCASTLE | 18TH OCT 2025 | DOORS 3PM SHOW 4PM | TICKETS £15 HERE

Like all women who literally just celebrated their 35th birthday five years ago, Hayley Ellis is obsessed with true crime. Sure, it's not the most feminist of passions - but since when do we ever do what’s best for ourselves, however old we get? Join Hayley as she navigates middle age - and as everyone agrees, the middle of anything is always the most delicious part (excluding Donuts, Avocados or plane seats), the joys of remaining (mostly) happily unmarried and the truly horrific journey of later-in-life contraception Something for everyone.      

As seen as tour support for Sarah Millican and Jason Manford 

"Sharp, clever, and very funny" - THE SUNDAY POST 

“Ellis is a talent"  - FEST MAG 

Winner Best Show - NW Comedy Awards 2023