Fernando: Attacked By A Slightly Larger-Than-Average Pigeon

NEWCASTLE | 09 AUG 2026 | DOORS 3PM SHOW 4PM | TICKETS £10 HERE

Over a decade ago, Fernando was hailed as “one to keep an eye on” but then disaster struck: he was attacked by a slightly-larger-than-average pigeon and forced into a long time away from the stage due to fear of further attacks.

Now older, wiser, and still a little bit afraid of birds, Fernando is back. And he’s not just back - he’s on a mission to find that pigeon and give it a telling-off.

Join Fernando on a ludicrous journey of closure, forgiveness, and possibly bird-related revenge.

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