THE TOWER OF THE MAD MAGE: AN INTERACTIVE COMEDY DUNGEON CRAWL

THE TOWER OF THE MAD MAGE: AN INTERACTIVE COMEDY DUNGEON CRAWL

In Comedy Published 02/04/2026

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NEWCASTLE

16 JUNE 2026 | DOORS 6.30PM SHOW 7PM | TICKETS £2.50 HERE

14 JULY 2026 | DOORS 6.30PM SHOW 7PM | TICKETS £2.50 HERE

Ever wanted to be the hero of your own adventure? Now is your chance. But be warned: the Mage is a fickle host.

Directly from the mind of your resident Mad Mage, The Stand Newcastle is being transformed into a shifting, magical labyrinth. Part role playing game, part gameshow, part pub quiz. Think 'Taskmaster' in a dungeon—this is a night of chaotic storytelling like no other!

THE QUEST You and your friends will awaken as a party of "heroes" trapped at the top of a mystical tower. To win your freedom, you must descend through Six Floors of Trials—ranging from solving a supernatural murder mystery to navigating treacherous caves—before facing the Final Dungeon at the bottom.

Each floor tests your team’s Strength, Charisma, and Wisdom through hilarious, interactive mini-games. Win the round to earn Gold and Ancient Keys, but watch your tongue—the Mage doesn’t take kindly to "sass." One wrong word and your team could be slapped with a Spontaneous Curse, forcing you to complete your next quest in a ridiculous French accent or without making eye contact.

THE GAME

  • Pick Your Legend: Will you be the gold-hoarding Rogue, the spell-slinging Wizard, or the Bard who can charm a stone wall? Every player gets a unique character card with secret powers.
  • Gold is Everything: In this tower, your gold is your score. Spend it on Potions to sabotage your rivals, gamble it in a "Double or Quits" roll-off, or hoard it to win the night.
  • The Final Vault: Use your collected Keys and remaining Gold to survive the Grand Finale. Only the team with the most treasure remaining can be crowned the Grand Champions.

WHO IS IT FOR?

  • No Experience Required: You don’t need to know a d20 from a pint glass. If you can follow instructions and hold a drink at the same time, you’re ready.
  • Perfect for Groups: Optimized for teams of 4–6. Grab your smartest (or funniest) friends and prepare for the descent.

The doors are locked. The Mage is waiting. Will you escape with the gold, or become just another ghost in the walls?

[BOOK TICKETS NOW – THE TOWER AWAITS]

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