NEWCASTLE | 24 MARCH 2026 | DOORS 7PM SHOW 8PM | TICKETS £15 HERE
EDINBURGH | 25 MARCH 2026 | DOORS 7PM SHOW 8PM | TICKETS £15 HERE
GLASGOW | 26 MARCH 2026 | DOORS 7PM SHOW 8PM | TICKETS £15 HERE

WINNER Chortle Award

RUNNER- UP NextUp Biggest Award in Comedy
VIRAL AS HELL TikTok, Instagram

SOLD OUT – Edinburgh Fringe 2019, 2022, 2023 & 2024

Welcome to THE DARK ROOM – the legendary interactive comedy show that fuses
improv, crowdwork and gaming to create an insane live-action videogame!

“An hilarious, participatory cult classic”

Neil Patrick Harris
★★★★

“A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled”

Telegraph, London

Come watch, and if you want – play – the choose-your-own-adventure madness!
The crowd is trapped inside an inescapable dungeon with a sadistic videogame boss!

Pick increasingly surreal options off the screen and try to escape!

If you win – you get money!
If you fail – YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE!

Now, will you:
▪ Find the Light Switch
▪ Go North?
▪ Abandon Hope?

▪ Be sworn at by a man wearing spiked armour and a lot of leather?

(This option is permanently set to “On”)

Now its 13th year, this high-octane interactive show is the brainchild of comedian & cult
leader John Robertson. Filled with stand-up, appalling prizes and more audience
chanting than you’d get at a protest – The Dark Room is a gut-busting rock n’ roll

comedy experience for everyone who buys a ticket.

Permanently on tour The Dark Room has headlined stages at Glastonbury, PAX,
Download Festival, MCM Comic Con, Utrecht International Comedy Festival 2000
Trees, UK Games Expo and Bluedot Festival, and sold out at Edinburgh Fringe, Soho

Theatre and hundreds of theatres around the world.

Oh, and videos of The Dark Room roasting videogames and swearing at children

keep popping up on people’s social media, which is nice.

WATCH THE TRAILER ON YOUTUBE

“NOT TO BE MISSED”
Guardian

“What a marvellous, maddening concept this is from the twisted mind of Robertson”

Chortle

“Will have you crying with laughter”
★★★★★ Broadway Baby

“Watching people tackle the challenge and fail is one of the funniest sights around.

Don’t miss it.” The Daily Telegraph, Sydney

“One of the most innovative and original comedy shows around”

Manchester Evening News

“Loud, raucous and brilliantly daft, this is unrelenting fun for everyone”

★★★★★ ThreeWeeks

“You have to see the Dark Room at least once in your life” 

★★★★★The Scottish Sun
“You must see this show” 
★★★★★ British Comedy Guide
“A game of passionate nostalgia” 
★★★★★ The Skinny
“Something of a masterpiece” 
★★★★★ Fringe Review

TikTok: @RobbotronTwitch
Insta: Mr_Dark_Room
Twitch: Twitch.tv/robbotron
Tour dates: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
Merch: The Dark Room – Printbunker
Bluesky: Robbotron
Facebook: Mr John Robertson