What's On in Newcastle in April


Faking The News

Monday 1st April 2019


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Faking The News

Monday 1st April 2019

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by Faking The News. The satirical comedy panel show that tears into the great and so called good. Trump, Brexit, Royals, Kanye West is an idiot...We've got it all covered
Come and be enlightened or remain a member of the bewildered herd.

NB This show is not aimed at fans of Geordie Shore. We know you're better than that.



Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Paul McCaffrey: I Thought I'd Have Grown Out Of This By Now

Tuesday 2nd April 2019


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20:30



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Paul McCaffrey: I Thought I'd Have Grown Out Of This By Now

Tuesday 2nd April 2019

Most recently Paul has appeared on major UK tours with two of Britain’s foremost stand ups. Sean Lock on his Keep It Light tour 2016-2018 and Kevin Bridges on his Brand New Tour 2018 playing to more than half a million people nationwide to great critical acclaim.
‘Born to be a Comic’ Scotsman
‘McCaffrey simply has funny bones’ The Shortlist
‘The relaxed, assured confidence of a stadium filler’ Chortle
Star of BBC3’s Impractical Jokers and Russell Howard’s Good News, Comedy Central’s Stand Up Central. An accomplished radio presenter and guest, Paul has recently been heard on: talkSPORT, Absolute’s The Alternative Vote and Rob Beckett’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Football and BBC Radio 2’s Russell Kane’s Whistlestop Tour. He also presents The Paul McCaffrey Show every Saturday morning on Jack FM.
Paul is an award-winning comedian (Latitude New Act of the Year, London Paper New Act of the Year) and headlines at the biggest comedy clubs in the country. He has performed four critically acclaimed Edinburgh shows as well as major music festivals: Reading, Leeds, V Festival, Bestival and Latitude.
‘Charm, charisma and success written all over him’ Evening Standard
‘A total natural, his storytelling is utterly unique and never anything less than gut-bustlingly hilarious’ GQ

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 3rd April 2019


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 3rd April 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

With headliner Jamie MacDonald.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 7th April 2019


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20:30



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 7th April 2019

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed and Hal Branson .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Wednesday 10th April 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 10th April 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 14th April 2019


12:00


12:30



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 14th April 2019

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring. This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 14th April 2019


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20:30



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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 14th April 2019

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.10pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Kieran Hodgson: ‘75

Monday 15th April 2019


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20:30



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Kieran Hodgson: ‘75

Monday 15th April 2019

Show and Tell present...
Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Show nominee 2018
Passion. Betrayal. Harold Wilson. Character comedian Kieran Hodgson returns with the epic and surprising tale of how Britain joined Europe in the first place.
On a deeply personal quest for understanding, Kieran perfects a series of obsolete impressions and discovers that the 70s were about more than just TISWAS, the colour brown and the words ‘Let’s go on strike again’.
Three-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee, Star of Radio 4’s Earworms and Lance, and as seen regularly on BBC2’s Two Doors Down, Upstart Crow and Dad’s Army: We’re Doomed.
‘A terrific show’ ★★★★ Guardian
‘There’s a delicious perfectionism here to the writing, structure and delivery that puts most other shows to shame’ ★★★★ Telegraph
‘Ravishingly entertaining, informative, full of insight and plenty of laughs’ ★★★★ Times
‘Incredibly dense in laughs…it’s not half as niche as it sounds, and ten times funnier’ ★★★★ Chortle

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Rob Auton: The Talk Show

Tuesday 16th April 2019


19:00


20:30



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Rob Auton: The Talk Show

Tuesday 16th April 2019

The Talk Show is a comedy/theatre/spoken word show about talking by award-winning writer and performer Rob Auton .
Following on from his shows about hair, sleep, water, faces, the sky and the colour yellow, Rob now turns his attention to talking because he is ready to talk about talking. Since 2012 Rob has chosen a specific theme for his shows and challenged himself to create an hour of material about each subject. These shows have given rise to sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Fringe as Rob continues to build his audience through his unique use of words and humour.
After his appearances on the Russell Howard Hour, BBC at the Edinburgh Festival and Channel 4’s Random Acts, Rob now looks to talk to as many people as possible with The Talk Show.
The Talk Show was the second best reviewed comedy show at the Edinburgh Festival 2018.
‘A genuine original. Poetical, philosophical, humane, completely charming and funny to boot.’ Guardian
'Charming, eccentric and uplifting, Auton is a talent to watch.’ Independent
‘Funny, poetic, observant and wholly original. Auton’s brilliant use of language and perfect comic timing throws up laugh after laugh after laugh after laugh.’ ★★★★★ Beyond the Joke
'It's both touching and bizarre. A warm and frequently funny hour.’ ★★★★ List
‘Inspiring and uplifting. Well worth seeing.’ British Comedy Guide
‘A remarkably moving emotional journey. A thoroughly enjoyable, engaging and entertaining hour.’ ★★★★★ Entertainment Focus
‘Thought-provoking, heart-warming and heart-breaking.’ ★★★★★ Three Weeks
‘Auton cleverly controls the mood to a minute degree. It feels like a new kind of poetry.’ ★★★★★ The Peg
‘He uses words like a potter uses their wheel.’ ★★★★★ Marbles magazine
‘An experience not to be missed.’ ★★★★★ Student Rag

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show| Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 17th April 2019


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 17th April 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 18th April 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 18th April 2019

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!

If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.

‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Patrick Monahan # Goals!

Sunday 21st April 2019


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20:30



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Patrick Monahan # Goals!

Sunday 21st April 2019

Multi award winning comedian and Edinburgh Fringe Favourite , performs brand new stand up show, #goals. We all have life goals, whether it’s to win the lottery or marry up, make it your goal to come and watch this great comedy show from an Irish Iranian smoggy!
Constantly Touring, comedy website Ents24 has listed him for the past 3 years in the Top 3 of the hardest working comedians in the UK.
As seen on ITVs Celebrity Squares, Loose Women, Show Me The Funny, Safeword, Fake Reaction and Splash.
‘A definite must see’ EDINBURGH FESTIVALS MAGAZINE ★★★★
‘Delightful, impressive and very funny’ SCOTSMAN ★★★★
‘Patrick’s a Fringe Legend and it is easy to see why!’ Mirror ★★★★
‘Rip roaringly funny’ One4Review ★★★★

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from doors and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 23rd April 2019


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20:30



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 23rd April 2019

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show.
Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end.
With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends.
Howay the lads (and lasses)!

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 24th April 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 24th April 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 28th April 2019


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12:30



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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 28th April 2019

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.

Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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MICKY P. KERR: Z-LIST CELEBRITY

Sunday 28th April 2019


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MICKY P. KERR: Z-LIST CELEBRITY

Sunday 28th April 2019

Life after the Britain’s Got Talent Finals
In June 2018 musical comedian, Micky P. Kerr , was rocketed to stardom when he won the hearts of the nation and wowed both Simon Cowell and Andy Murray’s mum with his performances on Britain’s Got Talent. Time has passed and he’s now been brought safely back down to earth and back into his comfort zone as a Z-List Celebrity.
In this, his debut solo tour, the now semi-famous Micky invites you to join him for an evening of music, social commentary and, above all, lots of laughs.
You will also have the chance to hear exclusive extracts from his BGT memoirs, a diary of what 'really' happened backstage during the filming, including juicy gossip and jaw-dropping revelations about some of your favourite household names.
DISCLAIMER: Micky’s memoirs may contain alternative facts

'I was belly laughing, ugly laughing and that’s what you want from a comedian' Alecia Dixon
'I absolutely love you, you are hilarious!' David Walliams
'You left me wanting more, everything that comes out of your mouth is hilarious' Amanda Holden
'So smart, so quick, so funny, so different, so original. You absolutely nailed it!' Simon Cowell
Presented by Mick Perrin Worldwide Ltd
18+
Ends 10.20pm approx
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Victim, Complex

Tuesday 30th April 2019


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Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Victim, Complex

Tuesday 30th April 2019

Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Victim, Complex

You might have seen Kiri on Comedy Central at the Comedy Store, The Russell Howard Hour or heard her on The Now Show. You might have no idea who she is, that's fine too. What you should know is, she's very quietly been going mad for a few years and, to borrow a phrase from Uma Thurman, she's been 'waiting... to feel less angry'. So, it's time to talk about victims, love and lies. You might not believe her, but she's used to that.
★★★★★ “This show was heart-wrenchingly, tear-jerkingly funny, with an honest sentiment and an empowering message” The Voice
★★★★★ “Fusing humour with biting reality in a way that is very powerful” Three Weeks
★★★★ “Making powerhouse stand-up from the thorniest of subjects” Guardian
★★★★ “Ballsy and funny, and smart” Chrotle

www.kiripritchardmclean.co.uk
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