Newcastle
Food Available
Thursday 22 October 2026
Please note, unless otherwise stated, all of our performances are strictly over 18s only
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants, and ridiculous stories — all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly, and subversive humour.
Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3⁄4.
Touring nationwide, Autumn 2026.
Book early. You’ll hate yourself if you miss it.
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