Newcastle
Tuesday 16 June 2026
Please note, unless otherwise stated, all of our performances are strictly over 18s only
Ever wanted to be the hero of your own adventure? Now is your chance. But be warned: the Mage is a fickle host.
Directly from the mind of your resident Mad Mage, The Stand Newcastle is being transformed into a shifting, magical labyrinth. Part role playing game, part gameshow, part pub quiz. Think 'Taskmaster' in a dungeon—this is a night of chaotic storytelling like no other!
THE QUEST
You and your friends will awaken as a party of "heroes" trapped at the top of a mystical tower. To win your freedom, you must descend through Six Floors of Trials—ranging from solving a supernatural murder mystery to navigating treacherous caves—before facing the Final Dungeon at the bottom.
Each floor tests your team’s Strength, Charisma, and Wisdom through hilarious, interactive mini-games. Win the round to earn Gold and Ancient Keys, but watch your tongue—the Mage doesn’t take kindly to "sass." One wrong word and your team could be slapped with a Spontaneous Curse, forcing you to complete your next quest in a ridiculous French accent or without making eye contact.
THE GAME
WHO IS IT FOR?
The doors are locked. The Mage is waiting. Will you escape with the gold, or become just another ghost in the walls?
[BOOK TICKETS NOW – THE TOWER AWAITS]
The Stand Comedy Club Newcastle
31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW
0191 232 0707