Newcastle
Sunday 9 August 2026
Tickets
Please note, unless otherwise stated, all of our performances are strictly over 18s only
Over a decade ago, Fernando was hailed as “one to keep an eye on” but then disaster struck: he was attacked by a slightly-larger-than-average pigeon and forced into a long time away from the stage due to fear of further attacks.
Now older, wiser, and still a little bit afraid of birds, Fernando is back. And he’s not just back - he’s on a mission to find that pigeon and give it a telling-off.
Join Fernando on a ludicrous journey of closure, forgiveness, and possibly bird-related revenge.
"Frankly bananas" NARC Magaizine
"Everything got the audience laughing, whether they wanted to or not" ThreeWeeks
The Stand Comedy Club Newcastle
31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW
0191 232 0707