Hey everyblobby! Come along and see what hastily cobbled together pile of shite I've managed to pull out my arse this year! There'll be a start, some stuff in the middle and another bit at the end. It's exactly the kind of show that you probably won't like, but you might have a friend that will, except they don't really live round here so, probably not worth telling them.
'Brilliantly offbeat' Scotsman
'Surprisingly intimate' Fest
'Characteristically chaotic' Skinny