Oh God, it’s that time of year again.
Single and sick of all the hearts, flowers and smug couples?
In a smug couple, but sick of all the commerciality and fake sentiment?
Come laugh in a dark basement with us instead.
There will be booze.
This event will be sold to a maximum normal capacity with unreserved seating and standing room with no distancing, the bar is open customers order and collect at the bar. We advise arriving for door to get seats
QR code track and trace check-in is available on arrival before entry. All customers will be asked to complete this.
As per Government Guidance and Updated Venue Policy, we suggest customers take a lateral flow test (LFT) on the day of your visit. Proof of certificate checks are not currently required before entry. This if for your own peace of mind and the safety of others.
We ask you to wear a mask at all times during your visit unless you have a medical exemption. This includes during the performance and when moving around the venue. Your mask may be removed temporarily when taking a drink or eating.
We offer 100% refunds. Anyone with symptoms should not attend and contact [email protected]. We will arrange a full refund as quickly as possible but please bear with us during busy periods.
Please note our venue policy update above takes into account Scottish and English government recommendations and legislation. Keep safe and thank you for supporting live comedy.