Please note, unless otherwise stated, all of our performances are strictly over 18s only

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Sorry! Closed due to Government COVID-19 Advice - we hope to bring the laughter back from 01 September 2020. 

Edinburgh    Click here to check our September Listings and onwards!

Glasgow      Click here to check our September Listings and onwards!

Newcastle    Click here to check our September Listings and onwards!

Coronavirus (COVID-19) UPDATE

We would like to reassure our customers that we are closely monitoring the Coronavirus (COVID-19) situation.

Due to ongoing Government advice, we have taken the decision to cancel all immediate shows in our Edinburgh, Glasgow & Newcastle venues until Tuesday 01 September 2020. This will be reviewed on an ongoing basis.

We have a duty of care to protect our staff, artists and customers during this time of advised social distancing.

We are working with artists to reschedule shows for later dates. Our box office team are diligently working to deal with customer queries so please bear with us during this difficult time.

The Stand Comedy Club is not some huge profit-making machine. We exist because comedy fans opened a club for other fans and to enrich the comedy circuit in both Scotland and the North East of England. We essentially make our living through our bar operation. With this income now in jeopardy, we are offering a customer credit for cancelled shows. This can be used for rebooking the cancelled show when we have a new date, or any other show in our programme once we’re open for laughter again.

Thank you for your support not just now but over the years. We hope that things will get back to normal soon and look forward to welcoming you through our doors as soon as possible.

Please refer to our website and social media channels for further updates.

Stay safe out there, adhere to our in-house motto of ‘don’t be a dick’ and be kind to each other. Help anyone in need when you can. Keep laughing through these dark times. We will be back soon.

Please email with any queries.

For Coronavirus (COVID-19) medical information:

If you would like to see our comedy from a distance, tune in to our social media for updates and to see our Saturday Live at The Stand show broadcast via Youtube.

Subscribe to our channel to catch the live show on Saturday. It starts at 8.30pm and is available to view until 10am on Sunday the following day! 


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Many thanks, take care and stay safe,
The Stand Comedy Club

There is food served at this performance. Please find our more here

Booking Fees

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 80p booking fee per ticket for advance bookings online or by phone. This is capped at a maximum of £4.80 per transaction. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales made by debit, credit card or cash transactions. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. If you wish to make a larger booking, please contact our box office by phone or email 

Postage & Collection
Postage is available on most show dates for an additional £2 per transaction and tickets are sent standard delivery, 2nd class. Postage is available for UK delivery only. Tickets can also be selected to be collected at one of our box offices free of charge. 
Some productions will not allow postage and tickets will be available to collect at the venue door with valid proof of ID. Please check your booking confirmation and ticket reminders. 
Once a delivery or collection method is selected, it cannot be changed. 

Arrive Early for Seating
Tickets for the majority of our shows can be collected at the venue door upon entry however we would still advise arriving a little in advance of our door opening time. This allows you to join a queue as all venues are general admission and a mixture of seating and standing room. This is especially true for Edinburgh and Newcastle if you aim to eat in our clubs as seating with tables tend to be taken quite quickly and we can’t allocate or reserve seating in advance for that purpose. 


For Edinburgh Fringe dates during August, we advise you arrive at least 30 minutes before doors open for your selected shows to collect your festival tickets. This allows you to join a queue as all venues are general admission. All venues are seated apart from Stand 1 which is seating and standing room. There is no food service during Edinburgh Fringe Festival.


A concession rate ticket applies to 60+, Students, unemployed, benefit recipients with proof of ID upon collection.

The Stand also allow carers to go free – please just call our box office for further information an to confirm your booking. 

Refunds due to COVID-19
A Customer Credit will be made to your customer account in event of cancellations, allowing you to book for another show at a later date. 
Customer Credit will be made to your customer account for the ticket sale amount and will not include booking or postage fees.
To use your Customer Credit please email with information on the new booking you wish to make.

If a member of your party has an access requirements as part of your booking, please contact our box office or email

Carers go free in our venues, so best to make your booking with us by phone or in person. Please book in advance for these tickets as we have limited access bookings per venue and show due to listed buildings fire regulations.
Check our FAQ [hyperlink] for further information or have a look at our Virtual Venue Tours to ensure our venue is suitable for your visit.

Our box office team will always endeavour to be as helpful and understanding as possible.

We hope you enjoy the show! 

Event Details

  • Date
    05 July 2020
  • Venue
  • Price
  • Doors:
    19:30 approx
  • Starts:
    20:30 approx
  • Finishes:
    22:30 approx
  • Duration:
    120 mins approx
  • Age
    18 And Above (18+)
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