John Kearns - The Varnishing Days

John Kearns - The Varnishing Days

In Comedy Published 08/09/2023

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NEWCASTLE | 3rd Feb 2024 | Doors 3pm Show 4pm | Tickets £18.50 HERE

The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand up comedian to the stars John Kearns.

Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it’s a man trying his best! When I visit your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again. 

“the finest set of his career… what a show” 

Brian Logan, The Guardian ★★★★★

 

Steve Bennett, Chortle ★★★★★  

 

Jay Richardson, The List ★★★★★ 

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