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In this, his fortieth year of treading the bored, Simon joins you back at The Stand with his usual unusual.
'Legendary' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐(Scotsman). 'An annual must-see' (Guardian).
What, a hundred words? I can’t do that. I can’t, I just can’t. I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t. Oh I’ve done it. Great.
Guideline 16+ must be accompanied with an adult.
Please note: Stand 1 has Unreserved Seating with Standing Room and latecomers may not be admitted.
Tickets are supplied by SHOW AND TELL, the event organiser. The Stand Comedy Club acts as a disclosed ticket agent and processes payment on behalf of the organiser. Click here to find out more
Stand 1, The Stand Comedy Club
5 York Place, , Edinburgh, EH1 3EB
0131 558 9005