What's On in Newcastle in September


Seymour Mace Presents Mr Joe King: A Fundraiser for the Percy Hedley Foundation

Saturday 23rd September 2017


15:30


16:30



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Seymour Mace Presents Mr Joe King: A Fundraiser for the Percy Hedley Foundation

Saturday 23rd September 2017

Percy Hedley is a charitable organisation that provides a wide range of high quality, specialist and personalised care and education support to disabled people and their families.
Please join us for an afternoon of laughs in aid of their vital work!
Host Seymour Mace presents Mr Joe King plus Julie Grady Thomas , Joby Mageean and Lost Voice Guy !
To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £5 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd September 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Janey Godley , Lost Voice Guy , Masud Milas , Daniel Triscott and host Andy Fury .


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JOHN WHALE: CALL ME ISHWHALE - WITH KIERAN RAFFERTY

Sunday 24th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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JOHN WHALE: CALL ME ISHWHALE - WITH KIERAN RAFFERTY

Sunday 24th September 2017

Give me your tired premises, your poor one-liners, your huddled innuendo...
Whales are a diverse group of fully aquatic placental marine mammals under the cetacean order, or so you thought.
Unable to forge successful careers on land, comedian John Whale and musician Kieran Rafferty have decided to ditch the dry stuff in favour of a life at sea, where, emancipated from the shackles placed upon them by the man (and his female counterpart), they're free to produce their own inimitable pirate radio show: Call Me Ishwhale.
Why not come aboard, and unreservedly enjoy it.
'John Whale leads you into a world you barely knew existed: a dreamlike fun palace full of off-kilter genius' BBC
'Awesome originality! A unique voice, miles ahead of the hacks and the pretenders. His timing, his mischievous delivery, and his unique material are the envy of his peers. Don't miss the chance to see him...again and again!' BBC
'A future star' Newcastle Evening Chronicle

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Stand Spotlight

Monday 25th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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Stand Spotlight

Monday 25th September 2017

Each show puts the spotlight on a different topic and we invite six of the best up and coming comedians to present new material for your enjoyment. We also link each show up with a charity to tie in with the theme and donate our ticket money towards their valuable work.
This show centres on the topic ‘Youth’ and ticket money will be donated to The Key , a local youth charity, which aims to inspire belief in young people from across the North East. The Key supports disadvantaged and vulnerable young people to develop important life skills and build their self-confidence, self-esteem and resilience for the future. In the past three years, 9,213 young people have participated in their Key Framework through the planning of 2,004 of their own projects.
Please join us to support brand new comedy from the stars of tomorrow and raise money for this great cause!
With Stanley Brooks , Andrew Stevenson, Lauren Stone , Jared Shooter , Tom Lawrinson , Dean Moore and host Julie Grady Thomas !
To ensure the maximum amount of money reaches the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £5 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.




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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 26th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 26th September 2017

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 27th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 27th September 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With host Si Beckwith and headliner Gavin Webster .





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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th September 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Simon Munnery , Alex Boardman , Sammy Dobson and host Mandy Knight .



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The Friday Show

Friday 29th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 29th September 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Simon Munnery , Alex Boardman , Sammy Dobson and host Mandy Knight .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th September 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Simon Munnery , Alex Boardman , Sammy Dobson and host Mandy Knight .


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