What's On in Newcastle in March


The Thursday Show

Thursday 1st March 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 1st March 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With John Gordillo and Paul McCaffrey .


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The Friday Show

Friday 2nd March 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 2nd March 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With John Gordillo and Paul McCaffrey .




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Craig Campbell: Easy Tiger 2017-18 World Tour

Sunday 4th March 2018


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Craig Campbell: Easy Tiger 2017-18 World Tour

Sunday 4th March 2018

The majestic mountain moose in a tiger striped onesie brings his thrilling new show 'Easy Tiger' out of the Fringe jungle and onto the world stage for his 3rd solo tour.
Queens and Toms pack some nip and prowl on down to screech and howl the night away!
Expect a raucous evening of post-scratchin' and kickin' litter aboot the hoose while Campbell tickles chins, keeping purrs and treadles generous throughout! No rabbits, mice or children and please be kind to our neighbours by not crapping in their gardens on the way home!
Find yourself a comfy lap and settle in for an evening of hilarity as Canada's furriest friend disgorges all your favourite spittle impregnated cultural furballs- retching his own: (why the hell do your coffee shops close at 6pm!!!?? You don't even like coffee!?? This isn't your call to make!!) onto your favourite comfy tea-sipping slippers.
'Loud, beautifully crafted tales of outsider adventure' Independent
'A fantastic yarn weaver, with charming tales of his travels and hugely funny observations' Time Out
'Perfectly observed and hilarious storytelling'Chortle
'A whirlwind hour of reflections and ruminations, structured and punctuated by some slick audience interaction' **** Herald
https://www.craigcampbell.info/
@Moosefucker

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 8th March 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 8th March 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Abigoliah Schamaun and host Matt Reed .



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The Friday Show

Friday 9th March 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 9th March 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Abigoliah Schamaun and host Matt Reed .




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Good Grief

Monday 12th March 2018


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Good Grief

Monday 12th March 2018

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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GEORGE EGG: DIY CHEF

Tuesday 13th March 2018


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GEORGE EGG: DIY CHEF

Tuesday 13th March 2018

Lakin McCarthy presents
GEORGE EGG : DIY CHEF (Edinburgh Preview)
Following sell out Edinburgh Fringe runs in 2015 and 2016 plus a sell out UK tour, award winning comedian George Egg (the ‘Anarchist Cook’) returns with a BRAND NEW SHOW demonstrating more live cooking and laugh-out-loud comedy.
In ‘DIY CHEF’ George‘s doctor has told him he needs to rethink his culinary habits and as a result his family have banned him from using the kitchen. They’ve banished him to the shed. But George simply has to keep cooking and his unstoppable urge to be creative means inventive solutions and some seriously tasty food.
It’s funny, inspiring and absurd in equal measure, a cross-genre show falling somewhere between a stand-up comedy set and an illustrated lecture. Expect power tools, gardening equipment and office supplies to be abused and re-purposed. Expect lots of laughs. Expect to learn something new. And you get to taste the food at the end.*
*at your own risk!
‘hugely entertaining’ Guardian
‘It is refreshing to encounter a performer who really is unique’ Telegraph
‘A genius... he is the friendly face of anarchy, the anarchic face of food and the foodie face of comedy’ Scotland On Sunday


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The Friday Show

Friday 16th March 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 16th March 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With host Martin Mor .




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Robin Ince - Pragmatic Insanity

Monday 19th March 2018


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Robin Ince - Pragmatic Insanity

Monday 19th March 2018

Lakin McCarthy present...
Robin's first new stand up show in three years is a clash of the two cultures, a joyous romp through his favourite artists and strangest scientific ideas. From the work of Stanley Spencer to Niels Bohr, it is 90 minutes fizzing with ideas about creativity in science and art, as well as asking why we believe we see what we see and why we believe what we believe.
In 2017 Robin completed a 70 date, record breaking tour with Brian Cox that concluded at the Wembley Arena.
Robin's new book, I'm a Joke...and So Are You (Atlantic books) is also available at all good book stores
'an evening so bursting with energy and ideas...it’s a bundle of fascinating, surprising digressions' The Times review of most recent show - Blooming, Buzzing Confusion.
Robin is the winner of a Sony Gold and Rose d'Or for the Infinite Monkey Cage and the Time Out Outstanding Contribution to Comedy, as well as The Francis Crick Science Journalism Award.



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Larry Dean - Fandan

Tuesday 20th March 2018


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Larry Dean - Fandan

Tuesday 20th March 2018

Larry Dean brings his critically-acclaimed new show on tour following a sold-out Edinburgh Fringe run and a debut appearance on BBC1’s Live At The Apollo. Enjoy ‘unexpected and excellent’ **** Sunday Times storytelling from one of UK comedy’s fiercest new talents.
As seen on Comedy Central at the Comedy Store.
British Comedy Guide Top 10 Best Reviewed Shows at Edinburgh Fringe 2017.
‘Confessional storytelling at its funniest’ ***** Herald
‘Dean’s work is as good as Kevin Bridges’ **** List
‘Has the easy charm of an arena comic and the high joke rate, too’ Guardian



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 22nd March 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 22nd March 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Damian Clark .


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The Friday Show

Friday 23rd March 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 23rd March 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Damian Clark .




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Alun Cochrane: Alunish Cochranish

Sunday 25th March 2018


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Alun Cochrane: Alunish Cochranish

Sunday 25th March 2018

Grumpy-joyful, silly-serious stand-up.
Jokes, ideas and (possibly) movement will all be deployed for your amusement during this show.
As seen on blah blah and blah, and heard on various funny radio shows.
http://www.aluncochrane.co.uk/

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 29th March 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 29th March 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Carl Donnelly .


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The Friday Show

Friday 30th March 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 30th March 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
With Carl Donnelly .




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