What's On in Newcastle in June


The Friday Show

Friday 1st June 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 1st June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Ben Norris , Ro Campbell , Lou Sanders , Julie Grady Thomas and host Alfie Joey .



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 2nd June 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 2nd June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
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With Ben Norris , Ro Campbell , Lou Sanders , Julie Grady Thomas and host Alfie Joey .


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Stuart Goldsmith - Like I Mean It

Sunday 3rd June 2018


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Stuart Goldsmith - Like I Mean It

Sunday 3rd June 2018

Comedian’s Comedian Podcast host and 'expert stand-up' Times Goldsmith now commits to the bit. This year: second international tour, seven million downloads, critically-acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe run, and look, honestly? My best ever show. I'm so goddamn proud of this, it's stupider and less clever-clogs and just the funniest stuff I've ever created. OK? Back to the PR...
Come see how 'a master of the form' Independent 'makes it look easy' Chortle . Via As Yet Untitled and Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central.



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Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Monday 4th June 2018


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Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Monday 4th June 2018

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by the Sod The Tories. A night of comedy, music, spoken word and general anti-authoritarian shenanigans. We’re not saying you’re an idiot if you like all the things mentioned above, but the people that are behind them think you’re a f**king moron. We don’t. We respect your right to have your intellect stimulated.
Or you can remain bewildered with the herd. That’s how they want you. Things are changing…
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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John Whale and Kieran Rafferty - PSYCHOPOMP!

Tuesday 5th June 2018


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John Whale and Kieran Rafferty - PSYCHOPOMP!

Tuesday 5th June 2018

John and Kieran are ghosts with responsibilities. They are psychopomps - helping erstwhile people transition from the land of the living, either up to the pearlies or down to the hot stuff. If they knock on your door it’s curtains. When not working they mostly haunt around The Old George Pub on High Bridge Street, but now they have to go back in time in search of a lost book! Where have they left it? 1695? 1812? Thirsk? It’s purgatory if they find it, it’s purgatory if they don’t – either way these two are the afterlife and soul of the party, so get yourself along.
My Lovely Assistant is the double act of comedian John Whale and musician Kieran Rafferty, blending stand-up, music, and sketches, into what they generously describe as narratives.
'John Whale leads you into a world you barely knew existed: a dreamlike fun palace full of off-kilter genius' BBC
'Awesome originality! A unique voice, miles ahead of the hacks and the pretenders. His timing, his mischievous delivery, and his unique material are the envy of his peers. Don't miss the chance to see him...again and again!' BBC
'A future star' Newcastle Evening Chronicle
‘Kieran Rafferty brings his off-kilter pop sensibilities…sumptuously original… supremely talented, one of the real ones to watch out for this year.’ NARC
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 6th June 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 6th June 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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The Thursday Show

Thursday 7th June 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 7th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With John Moloney , Josh Pugh and host Mandy Knight .


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The Friday Show

Friday 8th June 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 8th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With John Moloney , Josh Pugh and host Mandy Knight .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 9th June 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 9th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
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With John Moloney , Josh Pugh and host Mandy Knight .


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Ian Smith - Work in Progress

Sunday 10th June 2018


16:30


17:00



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Ian Smith - Work in Progress

Sunday 10th June 2018

Ian Smith (BBC3's Sweat the Small Stuff) is a multi-award winning comedian, fuelled by 35p energy drinks.
This is his fifth solo show. It's about defiance... if that’s okay with everyone?
Amused Moose Comedy Award and ThreeWeeks Editors’ Award Winner 2017. He's also one third of top-charting podcast The Magic Sponge.
★★★★★ ThreeWeeks
★★★★★ Mirror
★★★★ Chortle
★★★★ Metro
‘Catch him now before his inevitable jump to the big time’ Telegraph
‘One of the best you will see at the festival’ Mirror
‘A riot of sprightly silliness’ Chortle
Duration 1hr



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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 10th June 2018


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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 10th June 2018

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Good Grief

Monday 11th June 2018


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Good Grief

Monday 11th June 2018

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 13th June 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 13th June 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With headliner Mike Milligan .



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 14th June 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 14th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Mick Ferry , Michael Redmond , Fern Brady and host Andy Fury .



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The Friday Show

Friday 15th June 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 15th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Mick Ferry , Michael Redmond , Fern Brady and host Andy Fury .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 16th June 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 16th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
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With Mick Ferry , Michael Redmond , Fern Brady and host Andy Fury .


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Bridget Christie: What Now?

Monday 18th June 2018


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Bridget Christie: What Now?

Monday 18th June 2018

Brexit. Trump. Nuclear apocalypse. Environmental catastrophe. Is rolling news affecting your ability to enjoy the simple things? Like baking, gardening and autoerotic asphyxiation?
This new show from multi-award winning member of the Metropolitan Liberal Elite, and star of her own Netflix special, is for you. Join Bridget (Room 101, Have I Got News for You, Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule) for a night of hope and despair.
Winner of Rose D’Or and Southbank Sky Arts Award.
Bridget’s last show was The Guardian’s No 1 Comedy of 2016.
'A masterclass' Guardian .
'Superb' Telegraph .
www.bridgetchristie.co.uk
Please note advance members allocation 20 tickets per show at discounted £16

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Bridget Christie: What Now?

Tuesday 19th June 2018


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Bridget Christie: What Now?

Tuesday 19th June 2018

Brexit. Trump. Nuclear apocalypse. Environmental catastrophe. Is rolling news affecting your ability to enjoy the simple things? Like baking, gardening and autoerotic asphyxiation?
This new show from multi-award winning member of the Metropolitan Liberal Elite, and star of her own Netflix special, is for you. Join Bridget (Room 101, Have I Got News for You, Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule) for a night of hope and despair.
Winner of Rose D’Or and Southbank Sky Arts Award.
Bridget’s last show was The Guardian’s No 1 Comedy of 2016.
'A masterclass' Guardian .
'Superb' Telegraph .
www.bridgetchristie.co.uk
Please note advance members allocation 20 tickets per show at discounted £16

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Red Raw

Wednesday 20th June 2018


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 20th June 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With host Hal Branson and headliner Lauren Pattison .



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 21st June 2018


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 21st June 2018

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.
Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.

Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
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The Friday Show

Friday 22nd June 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 22nd June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Brendon Burns , Steffen Peddie , Paul F Taylor and host JoJo Smith .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd June 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
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With Brendon Burns , Steffen Peddie , Paul F Taylor and host JoJo Smith .


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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 24th June 2018


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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 24th June 2018

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.
Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show? We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Hal Branson: Mbolo (Work In Progress)

Sunday 24th June 2018


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Hal Branson: Mbolo (Work In Progress)

Sunday 24th June 2018

Most people go to Africa to do charity work to find themselves and get some purpose and meaning in their lives. To give a bit back, get some perspective and ease some middle class guilt, ashamed of their western colonial imperialist ancestry.
Fifteen years ago Hal went for all these reasons but also to try and stop smoking weed and get over a self-induced nervous breakdown.
Instead he came back having built a quarter of a school, learned the Ugandan words for both sets of genitals, got himself arrested for smoking weed on a beach in Zanzibar, bribed some Tanzanian undercover police and having had his rather nice leather sandals ripped to shreds after being attacked by a cheetah.
Come along and hear the whole sorry tale in it’s entirety.
'Effortlessly watchable' NARC
'An understated comedy gem' Huffington Post
'Hal Branson has natural affability in spades, and his self-referential storytelling is as heart-warming as his wordplay, hitting home with the audience throughout.' Giggle Beats
Duration 1hr

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Jarlath Regan: Organ Freeman

Sunday 24th June 2018


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Jarlath Regan: Organ Freeman

Sunday 24th June 2018

A selfish man (‘A very funny man at the peak of his powers’ Irish Post) is forced to reassess his entire life when his best friend needs a kidney.
A stand-up show from the creator of multi-million downloaded Irishman Abroad podcast, about life and death, give and take, Ant and Dec, youth and young manhood, getting it wrong while getting it right and never worrying about anything ever again.
Organ Freeman is Jarlath’s ninth solo show and by far his biggest to date. Fresh from the Edinburgh Fringe (Named in The Independent's Top 20 Jokes Of The Fringe) the show will continue on tour throughout the UK in the autumn culminating in this final performance at Leicester Square Theatre.
You may know Jarlath Regan from such television shows as Tonight At The Palladium (ITV), Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC), Standup Central (Comedy Central), Last Comic Standing (NBC) and Goggle Box (Channel 4). As recommended by Ardal O’Hanlon, Marc Maron, Jack Whitehall, Jason Byrne, The Times, The Telegragh, The Guardian and Tripadvisor.
‘Side-splitting stuff’ ★★★★ Metro
‘More laughs in the first 15 minutes than most comedians can muster in an hour’ ★★★★ Herald


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Mike Milligan - Shearer Shared Me Pram!

Monday 25th June 2018


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Mike Milligan - Shearer Shared Me Pram!

Monday 25th June 2018

Fresh from his international success as one of the best deleted scenes in the award winning movie ‘ I Daniel Blake ‘ veteran Geordie comic and newspaper columnist Mike Milligan launches his latest solo show . After previously packing his venue at the Jesterval Comedy festival with his ‘selfhelplessness’ show, he now brings us “Shearer shared me Pram ‘. In it , Mike shares the myths, tales, madness and magic of an upbringing in the warm heart of an ‘ordinary’ northern family. Indeed , Mike aims to show us there’s a true legend in all of our lives as we laugh in the shadow of adversity- or in his case - the shadow of the Dunston ‘Rocket’ block flats made famous in the eighties crisps commercial. We’ll witness his early political awakenings as he asked “why can’t me gran be the queen?”, search for Pegasus on a council estate, learn when it’s ok to wear socks in the garden and discover how his grandad was a latter - day stoic philosopher. We’ll also find out how Mike really did share that Pram with a football legend ...
Mike has written and performed for TV and radio, including; Spender, Byker Grove, Catherine Cookson dramas, Justice for Gemma (Granada) ,B.B.C’s Ross King Show, Radio 4’s Afternoon Shift and Weekending, The Paddy Kielty Show, Danni’s Dares (Ch.4), Running Jokes (Yorkshire T.V), Bundy’s rum TV campaign (Australia), It’s Funny up North (I.T.V 3), Premiership football match Promo trailer {ESPN).
Mike also appeared in Ken Loach’s award winning movie ‘I Daniel Blake ‘ as well as ITV’s latest series of ‘Vera’. He provided a voiceover for Viz Comic’s highly successful Sid the Sexist DVD, as well as performing his character live in concert at Newcastle City Hall. He also writes a popular weekly column in the Evening Chronicle and has performed a sell out one man show based upon them at the Jesterval comedy festival.
‘Top northern stand up’ Sunday Times
‘You’ll have a great time****’ Scotsman
‘Cracking paced show won the audience over with quality gags and observations. hecklers were gleefully seized upon.’ The Journal
‘A name to watch out for.’ Daily Telegraph
‘Snappy, sharp and packed full of belly laughs, Mike Milligan stole the show.’ Edinburgh Evening News
‘This is one of my favourite acts on the circuit at the moment. He’s a really funny guy from the North east, so spot on with all his material and truly gifted at dealing with hecklers. One of the north’s finest.’ Chortle
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 26th June 2018


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 26th June 2018

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 27th June 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 27th June 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With host Lee Kyle and headliner Matt Reed .



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th June 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Dan Nightingale , Abigoliah Schamaun and host Martin Mor .



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The Friday Show

Friday 29th June 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 29th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Dan Nightingale , Abigolaih Schamaun and host Martin Mor .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th June 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th June 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran (Link https://twitter.com/standnewcastle)
With Dan Nightingale , Abigoliah Schamaun and host Martin Mor .


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