What's On in Newcastle in December


The Saturday Show

Saturday 1st December 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 1st December 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Owen O'Neill , Pat Cahill , Anth Young and host Katie Mulgrew .



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John Whale - Free Will Made Me Do It

Sunday 2nd December 2018


16:30


17:00



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John Whale - Free Will Made Me Do It

Sunday 2nd December 2018

John Whale does not believe we are accountable for our actions. He believes nobody has been deserving of praise or criticism for anything in the history of humankind ever. He's looking at you, Hitler. If you wanna hear why mass-murdering dictators are completely exonerated, or why Mother Teresa doesn't deserve so much as a thumbs-up for her life's work, come and watch the show that undermines the very fabric of our existence, but in such a way that you'll be home by approximately 7pm if you've got kids or owt.

On the back of his last sell-out show 'Psychopomp', John Whale returns to The Stand in Newcastle with an uplifting but admittedly disputable perspective on life, love, laughter, and other things you might find written on a plaque in someone's porch.

It's proper funny, too.

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Matt Reeds Gag Reels

Sunday 2nd December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Matt Reeds Gag Reels

Sunday 2nd December 2018

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there

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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Monday 10th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Monday 10th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.


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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Tuesday 11th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Tuesday 11th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.


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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Wednesday 12th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Wednesday 12th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.


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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Thursday 13th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Thursday 13th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.


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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Friday 14th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Friday 14th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.


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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Saturday 15th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Saturday 15th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.


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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Monday 17th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Monday 17th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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"The Best Show" by Zoe

Monday 17th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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"The Best Show" by Zoe

Monday 17th December 2018

Join Zoe for her bizarrely exciting and occasionally topical comedy show, there will be great chatting, silliness, impressive dance, bonus presents and some guests.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Tuesday 18th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Tuesday 18th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Wednesday 19th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Wednesday 19th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Thursday 20th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Thursday 20th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Friday 21st December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Friday 21st December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Saturday 22nd December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Saturday 22nd December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Saturday 22nd December 2018


15:30


16:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Saturday 22nd December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 5.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Sunday 23rd December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Sunday 23rd December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Sunday 23rd December 2018


15:30


16:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Sunday 23rd December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 5.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Thursday 27th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Thursday 27th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Friday 28th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Friday 28th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Saturday 29th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Saturday 29th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Sunday 30th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Sunday 30th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx

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