What's On in Newcastle in April


Rahul Kohli: Not So Chubby Brown

Sunday 23rd April 2017


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Rahul Kohli: Not So Chubby Brown

Sunday 23rd April 2017

Geordie Rahul Kohli is back with his much anticipated second hour following on from his critically acclaimed debut hour: Newcastle Brown Male.
A look back at the political, topical events of the year all from this young Newcastle Brown’s perspective. While flirting with the offensive, the dark (of course, look at his skin), and turning his back on political correctness, Rahul Kohli is Not So Chubby, Brown.
'Top Pick of Edinburgh Fringe 2016' BBC Radio 4, The Huffington Post, The Skinny
As seen on BBC Big Asian Comedy Night
'The Comedy World is still his oyster' Steve Bennett, Chortle
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Monday 24th April 2017


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Monday 24th April 2017

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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 25th April 2017


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 25th April 2017

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 26th April 2017


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Red Raw

Wednesday 26th April 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With headliner Lost Voice Guy .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 27th April 2017


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 27th April 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Carey Marx , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle .


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The Friday Show

Friday 28th April 2017


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The Friday Show

Friday 28th April 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Carey Marx , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle .



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 29th April 2017


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 29th April 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Carey Marx , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle .


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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 30th April 2017


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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 30th April 2017

Celebrate the Bank Holiday in style with a night of top comedy!
With Carey Marx , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle .
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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