What's On in Newcastle in April


The Saturday Show

Saturday 21st April 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 21st April 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
With Gavin Webster , Jarlath Regan , Seymour Mace , Omar Abid and host Nicola Mantalios-Lovett .
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.


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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 22nd April 2018


12:00


12:30



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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 22nd April 2018

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.
Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show? We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.


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Patrick Monahan – Rewind Selector 90s

Sunday 22nd April 2018


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20:30



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Patrick Monahan – Rewind Selector 90s

Sunday 22nd April 2018

Brand new stand up show from multi award winning Patrick Monahan and inspired by his Irish/Iranian/Teeside teens in the 90's.
Identity cards, ‘Cool Britannia’, Drink and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll’ were some of the trademarks of the 1990's but for the Teetotal and drug free Monahan it was ‘cake and tea and R ‘n’ B!’
Monahan explores what life was like for teenagers in the 90’s growing up with their basic technology and compares the current problems teenagers face, such as faulty phone charger leads, dabbing and whether they should Instagram their dinner or just eat it! The 90’s teenagers didn't have to make many choices as there wasn't much to choose from!
The touring show is in two halves. Rewind Selector 90s is the second half and the first half is a club set coupled with fun audience participation set.
‘He really hits the mark…great depth’ ✭✭✭✭ BroadwayBaby
‘Thought provoking, hilarious. A Fringe Legend!’ ✭✭✭✭ Mirror
‘He has the dark looks and stubble of the Middle East, married to the charm of the Irish and the sense of fun of the Teessider. Omid Djalili meets Dave Allen’ Daily Mail




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ANNA MORRIS: BITCHELORS

Monday 23rd April 2018


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20:30



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ANNA MORRIS: BITCHELORS

Monday 23rd April 2018

‘Star of Channel 4’s ‘Lee & Dean’
The award-winning character comedian presents her critically acclaimed Edinburgh sell-out show Bitchelors. Four diverse ‘contestants’ compete for your vote at a Woman of the Year Awards, hosted by Britain’s Biggest Bridezilla, Georgina Francis (Comic Relief’s Bride Aid).
A ruthless mumtrepreneur, a sweetly sinister baker, a fearless foreign correspondent and an irate anti-marriage activist: YOU decide who wins, and how the show ends..
WINNER: Best Show 2016 (It’s Got to be Perfect), Funny Women ★★★★★SELL-OUT: Edinburgh Fringe 2017
'Morris has the X factor’ Edinburgh Guide ★★★★★
‘Character comedy at its finest’ Broadway Baby ★★★★
‘A master of character comedy’ British Comedy Guide
‘Beautifully crafted comedy’ Independent





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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 24th April 2018


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20:30



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 24th April 2018

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 25th April 2018


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 25th April 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
With Carl Hutchinson and host Nicola Mantalios Lovett .
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th April 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th April 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
With Janey Godley , Si Beckwith , Kelly Convey and host Matt Reed .
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.


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The Friday Show

Friday 27th April 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 27th April 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Janey Godley , Si Beckwith , Kelly Convey and host Matt Reed .
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th April 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th April 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
With Janey Godley , Si Beckwith , Kelly Convey and host Matt Reed .
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Benefit in Aid of Northbourne Street Youth Initiative

Sunday 29th April 2018


16:00


17:00



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Benefit in Aid of Northbourne Street Youth Initiative

Sunday 29th April 2018

Northbourne Street Youth Initiative invites you to a fun filled evening of entertainment!
Northbourne is a charity based youth project from your very own West End of Newcastle. The young people are fundraising as part of their Gold Duke of Edinburgh Award and have decided to host a comedy event. The Duke of Edinburgh Award is a nationally recognised award, consisting of five sections each young person has to complete: the physical, service, skill, expedition and residential.
There will be a fantastic selection of comedians all giving their own time for the young people and your evening, now all we need is you! Don’t forget there will be other great activities like a tombola you can partake in and you can also see the young people you will be there in support of. So come on down and have a great time! Any support that anyone can offer will be greatly appreciated.
With George Zach , Matt Reed , Sammy Dobson and Lee Kyle
Please note: This is an early show to allow under 18s who are part of the project to attend. Anyone under 18 attending the show, must be accompanied by an adult.
To ensure the maximum donation reached the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £5, to reserve please call 0191 300 9700.


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Carl Hutchinson - LIVE

Sunday 29th April 2018


19:00


20:30



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Carl Hutchinson - LIVE

Sunday 29th April 2018

One of the UK’s most in-demand comics Carl Hutchinson is set to perform his brand new show across the UK. Expect killer gags, highly entertaining stories and the trademark twisted logic that has made Carl a must-see fixture in the comedy world, it’s fair to say that 'Hutchinson has it all' BroadwayBaby
From tales of pulling sickies as a teacher to his family upbringing and wrestling with his favourite vices, this new show is easily the most brutally honest and hilariously self-deprecating outing for this Geordie comedian.
Chris Ramsey's tour support and as seen on Comedy Central's Stand Up Central & The Chris Ramsey show
‘An absolute must… the next big thing!’ Skinny
'Hutchinson’s trump card is the way he interacts with the audience, rolling with every ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ his material generated, giving a dynamism and spontaneity to his performance' Chortle
'The comedy catalyst to a great night out' ThreeWeeks
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Simon Munnery: Renegade Plumber

Monday 30th April 2018


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20:30



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Simon Munnery: Renegade Plumber

Monday 30th April 2018

SHOW AND TELL PRESENT
A new hour of stand-up and miscellany from Award winning Simon Munnery .
Featuring tales of plumbing woes, his attempts at under tent heating, jokes, songs, poems and the ridicule of capitalism. Buy tickets now.

‘A genuine innovator in the land of the samey, and an annual must-see for any comedy connoisseur’ Guardian
‘Munnery is as bold and brilliant as ever. He’s a ramshackle pro, eccentric and unique’ ★★★★★ Scotsman
‘Convention defying, innovative stuff. Simon Munnery is a brilliant comedian’ Times
‘One of the finest gag writers in the business’ ★★★★★ List
‘Munnery’s inherent innovation makes him a must-see’ ★★★★ Fest Magazine
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