What's On in Newcastle in April


Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 1st April 2018


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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 1st April 2018

Celebrate the Bank Holiday in style with a night of top comedy!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Carl Donnelly and Simon Donald .



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Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Monday 2nd April 2018


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Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Monday 2nd April 2018

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by the Sod The Tories. A night of comedy, music, spoken word and general anti-authoritarian shenanigans. We’re not saying you’re an idiot if you like all the things mentioned above, but the people that are behind them think you’re a f**king moron. We don’t. We respect your right to have your intellect stimulated.
Or you can remain bewildered with the herd. That’s how they want you. Things are changing…
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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John Robertson - The Dark Room

Tuesday 3rd April 2018


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John Robertson - The Dark Room

Tuesday 3rd April 2018

You awake to find yourself in a Dark Room! You, the audience must choose an option. Will you: A) Find the Light Switch? B) Cry for Help? C) Go North?
Come and play the world’s first live-action text-based adventure game! It’s a choose-your-own-adventure! So choose it!
The Dark Room blurs the lines between comedy and game show and is enjoyed by gamers, non-gamers, teens and parents.
The audience play as contestants and the rules are simple.
1 - Options appear on the screen.
2 - Audience calls out the option they want.
3 - You’re either right, or dead.
4 - In the end, everybody plays!
Originally an interactive YouTube game, the Dark Room went viral and attracted more than 4 million views. Comedian John Robertson then transformed the game into a live show, and so far, has enjoyed sell out shows at Insomnia Gaming Festival, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, EB Games Expo and MCM Comic Con.
‘NOT TO BE MISSED’ Guardian
‘One of the funniest sights around, don’t miss it’ Daily Telegraph
‘You have to see the Dark Room as least once in your life’ ***** Sun
‘You must see this show’ ***** British Comedy Guide
‘Great fun, nostalgic, but also a fresh angle for comedy’ **** Den of Geek



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Red Raw

Wednesday 4th April 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 4th April 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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The Thursday Show

Thursday 5th April 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 5th April 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
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With John Lynn .



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The Friday Show

Friday 6th April 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 6th April 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With John Lynn .




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The Saturday Show

Saturday 7th April 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 7th April 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With John Lynn .





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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 8th April 2018


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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 8th April 2018

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring. This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
Approx. running time 1hr 30 mins
Food...
You can also purchase meals from the kids menu only £4.50 which we’ll bring to you during the interval - we will keep it healthy, kid friendly and of course we can cater for the fussiest of eaters!
Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show? We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Bilal Zafar: Biscuit

Sunday 8th April 2018


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Bilal Zafar: Biscuit

Sunday 8th April 2018

Join award winning Bilal Zafar as he explores the fascinating world of online dating and finding love on social media in increasingly confusing times. He has appeared on Channel 4, BBC Three, BBC iPlayer, BBC Radio 4, BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Asian Network, and has written for the Independent.
'Catch him before he hits the mainstream’ Guardian .
‘Fascinating and hilarious in equal measure' i-D.
‘Endearing, relaxed and naturally funny... hilarious’ ★★★★ EdFestMag.com
★★★★★ Shortcom
★★★★ Skinny
http://www.bilalzafarcomedy.com/
@zafarcakes


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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 8th April 2018


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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 8th April 2018

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Good Grief

Monday 9th April 2018


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Good Grief

Monday 9th April 2018

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Andrew Ryan & Chris Kent: The Fully Corked Tour

Tuesday 10th April 2018


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Andrew Ryan & Chris Kent: The Fully Corked Tour

Tuesday 10th April 2018

Irish Comedians Andrew Ryan ‘Utterly Brilliant going to be a huge star’ Timeout & Chris Kent ‘Compelling storyteller, truly surprising, beautifully delivered’ Scotsman .
Both hailing from Cork in Ireland, they’re bringing a double header of their unique brand of Comedy on tour in the UK in 2017.
Andrew’s quintessentially Irish storytelling abilities and cheeky, friendly demeanor make him a natural observational stand up. A regular at the Edinburgh Festival and one of the most in demand acts on the Uk & Irish comedy scene.
'Hard not to enjoy’ ★★★★ Daily Record
‘An hour of hilarious comedy’ ★★★★ Edfestmag
He has performed stand-up on BBC3’s Russell Howard’s Good News, Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live on BBC3, Comedy Central at the Comedy Store for Comedy Central & BBC1’s The Blame Game.


Chris’s anecdotal stand up comedy has made him a firm favorite in Ireland and in the UK. Fresh from selling out his 2016 Irish tour, Chris is a regular at the Edinburgh festival and has performed all over the world from Australia to America. He recently appeared on Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central on Comedy Central, guest panelist RTE’s Next Year’s News and a regular contributor to RTE radio.
‘Breathes new life into anecdotal comedy’ List ★★★★


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Red Raw

Wednesday 11th April 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 11th April 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With headliner Andrea Hubert .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 12th April 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 12th April 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Keith Farnan , Andrea Hubert and host Billy Kirkwood .



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The Friday Show

Friday 13th April 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 13th April 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Keith Farnan , Andrea Hubert and host Billy Kirkwood .




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The Saturday Show

Saturday 14th April 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 14th April 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Keith Farnan , Andrea Hubert and host Billy Kirkwood .





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Rob Auton - The Hair Show

Sunday 15th April 2018


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Rob Auton - The Hair Show

Sunday 15th April 2018

A show for anyone who has, or has had, hair and hairs.
Award winning stand-up comedian and poet Rob Auton (Dave’s Funniest Joke Of The Fringe award winner, Glastonbury’s ‘Poet In Residence’) returns with another heart-felt and offbeat comedy/theatre/spoken word show that explores hair and hairs.
Rob casts an introspective eye over the world of hair, underpinned by leaving his head hair and beard to their own devices until he has performed The Hair Show for the final time. Join Rob as he explores the importance of appearance and how people react to someone who looks like he has checked out.
For the past five years Rob has used his command of words and distinctive unconventional humour to explore seemingly mundane subjects: sleep, water, faces, the sky and the colour yellow. These shows have given rise to a cult status at the Fringe. His unique world view has been acknowledged through being shortlisted for the prestigious Spoken Word Award by the Arts Foundation, receiving a Best Short Film nomination for the The Peamaster, which he co-wrote and starred in, at the Milan Film Festival.
Alongside performing solo, Rob hosts 'the best poetry gig in the UK' Times Bang Said The Gun. The spoken-word night’s raucous and anarchic spirit attracts a rich mix of new talent and some of the most established names in poetry/music including KATE TEMPEST, ROGER MCGOUGH and JOHN HEGLEY.
'A genuine original' Guardian
'One of my absolute favourites' Daniel Kitson
'His absurd brand of stand-up and poetry is exactly what the country needs right now' Huffington Post
‘Charming, eccentric and uplifting, Auton is a talent to watch’ Independent
'I haven’t seen anything else quite like it, or him' Stage


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Lee Kyle: Adorable

Tuesday 17th April 2018


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Lee Kyle: Adorable

Tuesday 17th April 2018

Politics eh? Everyone is talking about politics these day aren't they?
Fancy a break from it?
Well, Lee Kyle provides just that, he knows that somebody needs to find answers to the world's problems but he's equally certain that he isn't the man for the job.
So, he's going to be stupid, really stupid. But the show also contains 'Whip smart jokes' One4Review because he has those too.
He wrote a book once that briefly outsold James Corden but he only really goes on about it every chance he gets.
He's writing this himself so he's a bit reticent about saying he's good but, since that's what you have to do on these things, rest assured he (I) is (am).
'Quirky and original - the highlight of the night' Giggle Beats
'Very funny' Manchester Evening News
'Had everyone on their feet - Sublimely ridiculous' Northern Echo


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Red Raw

Wednesday 18th April 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 18th April 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With headliner Lauren Pattison .


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 19th April 2018


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 19th April 2018

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.
Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
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The Friday Show

Friday 20th April 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 20th April 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Gavin Webster , Jarlath Regan , Bruce Fummey and host Mandy Knight .




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The Saturday Show

Saturday 21st April 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 21st April 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Gavin Webster , Jarlath Regan , Bruce Fummey and host Mandy Knight .




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Patrick Monahan – Rewind Selector 90s

Sunday 22nd April 2018


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Patrick Monahan – Rewind Selector 90s

Sunday 22nd April 2018

Brand new stand up show from multi award winning Patrick Monahan and inspired by his Irish/Iranian/Teeside teens in the 90's.
Identity cards, ‘Cool Britannia’, Drink and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll’ were some of the trademarks of the 1990's but for the Teetotal and drug free Monahan it was ‘cake and tea and R ‘n’ B!’
Monahan explores what life was like for teenagers in the 90’s growing up with their basic technology and compares the current problems teenagers face, such as faulty phone charger leads, dabbing and whether they should Instagram their dinner or just eat it! The 90’s teenagers didn't have to make many choices as there wasn't much to choose from!
The touring show is in two halves. Rewind Selector 90s is the second half and the first half is a club set coupled with fun audience participation set.
‘He really hits the mark…great depth’ ✭✭✭✭ BroadwayBaby
‘Thought provoking, hilarious. A Fringe Legend!’ ✭✭✭✭ Mirror
‘He has the dark looks and stubble of the Middle East, married to the charm of the Irish and the sense of fun of the Teessider. Omid Djalili meets Dave Allen’ Daily Mail



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ANNA MORRIS: BITCHELORS

Monday 23rd April 2018


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ANNA MORRIS: BITCHELORS

Monday 23rd April 2018

The award-winning character comedian presents her critically acclaimed Edinburgh sell-out show Bitchelors. Four diverse ‘contestants’ compete for your vote at a Woman of the Year Awards, hosted by Britain’s Biggest Bridezilla, Georgina Francis (Comic Relief’s Bride Aid).
A ruthless mumtrepreneur, a sweetly sinister baker, a fearless foreign correspondent and an irate anti-marriage activist: YOU decide who wins, and how the show ends..
WINNER: Best Show 2016 (It’s Got to be Perfect), Funny Women ★★★★★SELL-OUT: Edinburgh Fringe 2017
'Morris has the X factor’ Edinburgh Guide ★★★★★
‘Character comedy at its finest’ Broadway Baby ★★★★
‘A master of character comedy’ British Comedy Guide
‘Beautifully crafted comedy’ Independent





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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 24th April 2018


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 24th April 2018

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 25th April 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 25th April 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th April 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th April 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Janey Godley , Andrew Bird , Phil Jerrod , Kelly Convey and host Matt Reed .



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The Friday Show

Friday 27th April 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 27th April 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Janey Godley , Andrew Bird , Phil Jerrod , Kelly Convey and host Matt Reed .




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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th April 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th April 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Janey Godley , Andrew Bird , Phil Jerrod , Kelly Convey and host Matt Reed .



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Carl Hutchinson - LIVE

Sunday 29th April 2018


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Carl Hutchinson - LIVE

Sunday 29th April 2018

One of the UK’s most in-demand comics Carl Hutchinson is set to perform his brand new show across the UK. Expect killer gags, highly entertaining stories and the trademark twisted logic that has made Carl a must-see fixture in the comedy world, it’s fair to say that 'Hutchinson has it all' BroadwayBaby
From tales of pulling sickies as a teacher to his family upbringing and wrestling with his favourite vices, this new show is easily the most brutally honest and hilariously self-deprecating outing for this Geordie comedian.
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‘An absolute must… the next big thing!’ Skinny
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Simon Munnery: Renegade Plumber

Monday 30th April 2018


19:00


20:30



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Simon Munnery: Renegade Plumber

Monday 30th April 2018

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A new hour of stand-up and miscellany from Award winning Simon Munnery .
Featuring tales of plumbing woes, his attempts at under tent heating, jokes, songs, poems and the ridicule of capitalism. Buy tickets now.
‘A genuine innovator in the land of the samey, and an annual must-see for any comedy connoisseur’ Guardian
‘Munnery is as bold and brilliant as ever. He’s a ramshackle pro, eccentric and unique’ ★★★★★ Scotsman
‘Convention defying, innovative stuff. Simon Munnery is a brilliant comedian’ Times
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‘Munnery’s inherent innovation makes him a must-see’ ★★★★ Fest Magazine
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