The Stand Comedy Club

The Best Place for Comedy

Box Office: 0844 693 3336

The Stand Comedy Club NewcastleAt long last The Stand Comedy Club Newcastle is finally open providing quality food, drink and comedy in what we think is already the best place for comedy in England.

We'll be open six nights a week to start with but it won't belong until you'll be able to come see great affordable comedy 7 nights a week. Check out what's coming up below or visit our full listings page.

The Stand Bistro is also open all week providing great quality food at amazingly low prices - it's a great place to come grab a scone and a coffee for lunch or why not try out a pre-theatre menu with 2 courses for £10 or 3 course for only £12.50. Click here to see our full menu.

What's on Next in Newcastle

Red Raw


Wednesday 16 May 2012

Tickets for tonight's show are now available on the door.
This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags. Arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.

With Gavin Webster and host Katie Mulgrew.



The Thursday Show


Thursday 17 May 2012

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.

With Zoe Lyons, John Scott, Luke McQueen, Pete Otway and host Susan Morrison.



The Box Office Bistro

The Stand Newcastle BistroOn street level, our cafe bar will be open all day every day so you can drop in for tickets and info any time, and maybe sample a flavour of what we’re all about. Quite simply we aim to provide the best value, home cooked food in Newcastle. Like our comedy our food is fresh and original: the chicken’s free range and the meat’s well hung. Our menus will offer food that is seasonal, fresh and full of flavour. Nothing frozen, no factory made ready meals in sight, it’s all cooked here by our own fair hands.

Different menus will run through the day - join us for a homemade scone and coffee in the morning, or for great value lunches that are fast and fresh. In the evening enjoy our more extensive pre-show dinner menu in the evenings before heading downstairs. If you’re short on time there’s a limited line-up of classic dishes in the venue itself – including the best burgers in town.

The Stand Newcastle BistroWe’ve fresh coffee all day long, scrumptious snacks, decent wine list and a range of whiskies and liqueurs and selected craft beers for grownups to enjoy responsibly. We don’t do alcopops, and we’ve no trebles for a quid.

If you like it al fresco, check out our sheltered courtyard for some peace and quiet – it’s a real little haven in the centre of the city.

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Details of ¡VAMOS! Festival 2012 at The Stand Newcastle announced

Details of ¡VAMOS! Festival 2012 at The Stand Newcastle announced

¡VAMOS! Festival returns for it's 7th edition featuring 6 weeks of vibrant and varied celebration of Latin and Lusophone cultures, taking place throughout North East England from 1st June to 15th July 2012.

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Tim Burgess Tells Stories at The Stand

Tim Burgess Tells Stories at The Stand

The Charlatans frontman reads from his new book ‘Telling Stories’ plus Q & A and book signing at a special one-off event in Glasgow on June 9th

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The Assembly Rooms Fringe 2012

The Assembly Rooms Fringe 2012

Our parent company have some big things planned as they have taken over the newly refurbished Assembly Rooms. New website is live NOW!

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