What's On in Glasgow in September


The Saturday Show

Saturday 1st September 2018


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 1st September 2018

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Kevin Gildea , Ashley Storrie , Peter Brush , Liam Farrelly and host Bruce Devlin .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available





Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Rabbit Hole

Sunday 2nd September 2018


15:30


16:00



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The Rabbit Hole

Sunday 2nd September 2018

Iain Lee (talkRADIO, BBC Radio 4 and I'm A Celebrity) and Katherine Boyle (talkRADIO, BBC) present a live recording of their podcast The Rabbit Hole . It's a phone in show but in front of an audience. Anything goes, nothing is off topic and the crowd are welcome (but not obliged) to join in! We take phone calls from around the world and anyone chip in at anytime. Occasionally dark, often funny and always weird.
Call 0203 286 6370 or Skype HeyRabbitHoleShow NOW to leave a message that may get played during the show.
@iainlee @flippinkath








Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 2nd September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 2nd September 2018

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With Kevin Gildea and Rob Kane .









Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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Monday Night Improv

Monday 3rd September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Monday Night Improv

Monday 3rd September 2018

Have your Comedy mind blown your mind in this fast, frantic totally improvised two hour comedy show based totally on your suggestions.
Join our regular squad of amazing comics and hosts including Stu & Garry , Will Naameh aka MC Hammersmith, Billy Kirkwood and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience throws at them.
Unscripted, Unrehearsed anything can happen and all for a BARGAIN £3
For regular info, videos and special offers
Check out the shows Facebook page
Previous guests include - Mark Nelson, Jay Lafferty, Junior Simpson, Gavin Mitchell, Sian Bevan, Susan McCabe, Gary Little, Christopher McArthur Boyd, Rosco McCelland, Marc Jennings, and many more.
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Tuesday 4th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 4th September 2018

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
With host Gareth Waugh and headliner MC Hammersmith .










Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 5th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 5th September 2018

Comedy and hip hop clash in rap battles, a concept show which garnered a 5 star review and nuff respect at the Fringe. Street cred is put on the line as some of the country's best comedians compete to see who exhibits the most swag when it comes to hip hop wits.
The Edinburgh Fringe version of the show attracted some of the most respected comedians on the block, including Mark Watson, Carl Donnelly and Daniel Sloss.
'The Wee Man and Ro Campbell have invented one of the most exciting late-night formats since Set List with their Rap Battles...thrilling and funny...could end in a murder.' ***** The Skinny
Please note: This show has limited unreserved seating with additional standing room.
View previous Rap Battles here .











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 6th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 6th September 2018

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Gavin Webster , Vladimir McTavish , BMR and host Gareth Waugh .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Weekend toasties and bar snacks available




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Friday Show

Friday 7th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 7th September 2018

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Gavin Webster , Vladimir McTavish , BMR and host Martin Mor .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Weekend toasties and bar snacks available



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 8th September 2018


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 8th September 2018

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Gavin Webster , Vladimir McTavish , BMR and host Martin Mor .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available





Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Gary Dunn Presents Jokes and Tricks!

Sunday 9th September 2018


14:30


15:00



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Gary Dunn Presents Jokes and Tricks!

Sunday 9th September 2018

£16 FAMILY TICKETS (4 PEOPLE) AVAILABLE FROM THE BOX OFFICE ON 0141 212 3380 or SELECT 4 TICKETS AT THE FAMILY PRICEBAND TO GET THE DEAL!

After a sell out at the 2018 Glasgow International Comedy Festival, Gary Dunn is back again for more Mirth, Magic and Marshmallows?
Gary brings his own brand of slapstick, comedy and fast paced modern magic back to The Stand this March for what could be his stupidest show yet. Lots of belly laughs and silly tricks make this a show for the whole family to enjoy!
‘Phenomenal’ Daily Record
‘Not to be missed’ Primary Times
Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 4pm | Age Guidance: 5+ with an adult
Looking for some more kids shows
7 Oct – Glasgow Kids Comedy Club
28 Oct - Stand Kids Comedy Club and Poisoned Apple Presents who stole Frankensteins Brain?
4 Nov - Martin Mor-Funny Stuff For Happy People
2 Dec - Stand Kids Comedy Club Christmas Special 2018
9 Dec - Stand Kids Comedy Club Christmas Special 2018
15 Dec - Stand Kids Comedy Club Christmas Special 2018
16 Dec - Snow White 2- Appley Ever After











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 9th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 9th September 2018

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With Phil Differ .










Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Monday 10th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Monday 10th September 2018

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed and Hal Branson .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there








Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Tuesday 11th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 11th September 2018

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
With host Ross McLelland








Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.
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BBC Comedy Presents

Wednesday 12th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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BBC Comedy Presents

Wednesday 12th September 2018

Join BBC Comedy and The Stand for a night of brand new comedy.
'Want to see some brand spanking new comedy talent? Yes? That’s good!'
See the start of some new stand-up material and comedy shows that are in development and be part of comedy history in the making. Grab your tickets and have your say…..bring your funny friends to see funny in the making!
Fancy performing in future? Got a great idea for a comedy script and fancy having your material performed in front of an audience? Maybe you have a sketch show up your sleeve or a funny character you want to develop? If you want to have your material read by us and have the chance for it to be performed at The Stand (and maybe even make its way on to telly!) then get in touch! scotlandcomedy@bbc.co.uk
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 13th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 13th September 2018

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Addy Van Der Borgh , Christopher MacArthur-Boyd , Bisha K Ali , Stephen Halkett and host Scott Agnew .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Weekend toasties and bar snacks available




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Friday Show

Friday 14th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 14th September 2018

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Addy Van Der Borgh , Christopher MacArthur-Boyd , Bisha K Ali , Stephen Halkett and host Scott Agnew .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Weekend toasties and bar snacks available



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 15th September 2018


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 15th September 2018

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Addy Van Der Borgh , Christopher MacArthur-Boyd , Bisha K Ali , Stephen Halkett and host Scott Agnew .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available





Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 16th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 16th September 2018

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With George Fox .








Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Jamali Maddix: Vape Lord

Monday 17th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Jamali Maddix: Vape Lord

Monday 17th September 2018

Critically acclaimed comedian and host of Viceland’s Hate Thy Neighbour, Jamali Maddix is embarking on his first World Tour.
He’ll be bringing brutally honest and unflinching material on the state of society along with personal tales from his travels around the world of hate and moral confrontation.
As seen on Live at the Apollo (BBC2), The John Bishop Show (BBC1), 8 Out of 10 Cats (More4), Dara O'Brien's Go 8-Bit 8 (Dave).
‘Something to offend everyone’ ★★★★ Sunday Times
‘It’s a failing of the comedy industry that there aren’t more voices like Jamali Maddix on the circuit.’ ★★★★ Chortle
‘If you are easily offended stay away. If you think you’re not, prepare to be challenged.’ ★★★★★ Edinburgh Festivals Magazine














Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 18th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 18th September 2018

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Benefit in Aid of Vision Aid Overseas

Wednesday 19th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Vision Aid Overseas

Wednesday 19th September 2018

Vision Aid Overseas is a charity dedicated to helping visually impaired people in the developing world. Our vision - No one lives in poverty because of poor eyesight; no one lives with poor eyesight because of poverty.
Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of their vital work
With Gary Little , Christopher MacArthur-Boyd , Marc Jennings , Kimi Loughton and host Billy Kirkwood
To ensure the maximum donation reaches the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £10 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0141 212 3389.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 20th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 20th September 2018

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Michael Fabbri , Andrew Doyle , Phil Differ , Jordan Wistuba and host Jay Lafferty .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Weekend toasties and bar snacks available




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Friday Show

Friday 21st September 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 21st September 2018

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Michael Fabbri , Andrew Doyle , Phil Differ , Jordan Wistuba and host Jay Lafferty .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Weekend toasties and bar snacks available




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 22nd September 2018


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 22nd September 2018

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Michael Fabbri , Andrew Doyle , Phil Differ , Jordan Wistuba and host Jay Lafferty .


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Jen Brister - Meaningless

Sunday 23rd September 2018


17:30


18:00



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Jen Brister - Meaningless

Sunday 23rd September 2018

Ever wanted to know the meaning of life? No, neither has Jen , she’s too busy trying to stop her twins from using her shoes as a toilet.
Still, we’re only on this planet for a finite time, wouldn’t it be good to find a bit of meaning in your otherwise pointless existence?
Join Jen as she clutches at all the straws trying to make sense of it all.
'Blisteringly funny' List
'Outrageously funny' Metro

Duration 1hr












Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 23rd September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 23rd September 2018

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With MC Hammersmith .











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Dr Phil Hammond - Happy Birthday NHS?

Monday 24th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Dr Phil Hammond - Happy Birthday NHS?

Monday 24th September 2018

Lakin McCarthy presents
Dr Phil Hammond - 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY NHS?'
Nye Bevan's beautiful baby is 70 this year, but will she make a ton? A decade of austerity with a Brexit cherry on top has brought her to her knees. Dr Phil charts the course of the NHS from 1948 to as long as she lasts. Come cheer the heroes, boo the villains and look to the future of robot surgeons, Fitbit nurses and iPhone GPs. Batteries not included.
Dr Phil Hammond has worked in the NHS for 31 years and loves it so much he still does. He is also a broadcaster, journalist, author, campaigner and comic.
‘If Dr Phil were a medicine, you should swig him by the litre’ **** Times
‘One of the most entertainingly subversive people on the planet’ Guardian
Please note that all NHS workers are entitle to concession price.












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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Tuesday 25th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 25th September 2018

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

With Headliner Stephen Buchanan










Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Benefit in Aid of Cosgrove Care

Wednesday 26th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Cosgrove Care

Wednesday 26th September 2018

Cosgrove is a leading learning disability charity dedicated to helping people fulfil their ambitions and achieve their goals. We aim to improve the lives of people with additional needs and their families so they have the same opportunities as everyone else.
Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of their important work.
With Jamie Dalgleish , Stuart McPherson and Host Jojo Sutherland with more stellar acts TBA!
To ensure all ticket money goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £8 payable cash at the door and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0141 212 3389

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 27th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 27th September 2018

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Alistair Barrie , Gordon Southern , Susan Riddell and host Gus Lymburn .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Weekend toasties and bar snacks available




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Friday Show

Friday 28th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 28th September 2018

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Alistair Barrie , Gordon Southern , Susan Riddell and host Gus Lymburn .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Weekend toasties and bar snacks available



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 29th September 2018


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 29th September 2018

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Alistair Barrie , Gordon Southern , Susan Riddell and host Gus Lymburn .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Ray Bradshaw - Deaf Comedy Fam

Sunday 30th September 2018


19:30


20:30



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Ray Bradshaw - Deaf Comedy Fam

Sunday 30th September 2018

1 in 6 people suffer from hearing loss.
2 of those people are Ray’s parents.
Full of hilarious, eye-opening tales about growing up with deaf parents, Deaf Comedy Fam is a first for comedy as each show is performed by Ray simultaneously in spoken English and British Sign Language. Two-time Scottish Comedian of the Year finalist. Fully sold-out Edinburgh Fringe 2017. Winner of the Weekly John Chataway Innovation Award, Adelaide Fringe 2018.
'Has a clear comedy gift' ★★★★ Edinburgh Evening News
‘Captivating, funny and sharply executed’ ★★★★★ Broadway Baby
‘[Ray] takes stand-up comedy into a new realm’ ★★★★★ Short Com


















Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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