What's On in Glasgow in March


Carl Hutchinson: I Know I Shouldn't Behave Like This...

Sunday 3rd March 2019


16:30


17:00



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Carl Hutchinson: I Know I Shouldn't Behave Like This...

Sunday 3rd March 2019

As seen on Comedy Central’s Stand Up Central and The Chris Ramsey Show & following a sold-out 2017 tour. Geordie comedian Carl Hutchinson is back with a brand new show ‘I Know I Shouldn’t Behave Like This…’.
From buying a house to having kids, Carl takes his unique adolescent approach to grown up issues. Join Hutchinson with his stories and observations that’s had crowds laugh their heads off year after year.
'Captivating... Outstanding... An all-round comic' ***** One4Review
'Joyously funny... Great self-effacing warmth... Brilliant characterisations & expert timing' **** Theatre Bath
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STEPHEN BAILEY-OUR KID

Sunday 3rd March 2019


19:45


20:30



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STEPHEN BAILEY-OUR KID

Sunday 3rd March 2019

Everyone’s favourite ‘guilty pleasure’ Daily Record, stand-up comedy star, Stephen Bailey is back on tour with his brand-new show ‘Our Kid’ – a story full of Northern warmth, some working-class guilt and a bit of blue.
2018 has been an exciting year for Stephen. The past six months have seen him embark on his first critically acclaimed UK tour, perform a season at the prestigious Soho Theatre in London plus support Katherine Ryan on her recent sold-out UK outing. His friendly brand of gossipy humour has made him one of the Britain’s most exciting up-and-coming acts in comedy at the moment.
His recent and varied TV work includes him becoming the resident agony uncle on ITV1s 'Zoe Ball on Sunday' and appearances on Five's ‘Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side’ and Comedy Central’s ‘Live at The Comedy Store’ adding to his extensive back catalogue of TV and radio work.
Most recently he was the host of the reality show ‘Celebs On The Farm’ on 5star.
His other notable TV appearances include regular appearances on ITV2’s ‘Safeword’, ‘CelebAbility’ and ITV's Weekend with Aled Jones. He has also starred on ITV2's ‘The Great Xmas Rant’, ITVBe's ‘Kate's Wardrobe Secrets’, W's ‘Celebrity Advice Bureau’ & Channel 5’s ‘It's Not Me, It's You’.
Stephen has also guest-hosted the Sunday Takeover on Virgin Radio, the Breakfast show on GAYDIO, been featured on The Arts Show with Jonathan Ross on BBC Radio 2 and was named one of Attitude Magazine's Top 100 Bachelors of the Year in 2017.
As a vocal supporter of LGBT rights, Stephen regularly contributes articles to Attitude magazine, Huff Post UK and Gay Star News, which made him the ideal choice to host the Stonewall 25th Anniversary Party last year.
www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk
@stephencomedy
'A rising star to watch out for' **** – Benjy Potter, Sun
'Stephen’s show was hilarious from the first line, and for the whole performance I don’t think a single joke died' *****– Voice Magazine
*****–Fringe Guru, One4Review
**** – Sunday Express , Herald , ScotsGay

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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Monday Night Improv

Monday 4th March 2019


19:30


20:30



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Monday Night Improv

Monday 4th March 2019

Have your Comedy mind blown your mind in this fast, frantic totally improvised two hour comedy show based totally on your suggestions.
Join our regular squad of amazing comics and hosts including Stu & Garry, Will Naameh aka MC Hammersmith, Billy Kirkwood and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience throws at them.
Unscripted, Unrehearsed anything can happen and all for a BARGAIN £3
For regular info, videos and special offers - check out the shows Facebook page

Previous guests include - Mark Nelson, Jay Lafferty, Junior Simpson, Gavin Mitchell, Sian Bevan, Susan McCabe, Gary Little, Christopher McArthur Boyd, Rosco McCelland, Marc Jennings and many more.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Tuesday 5th March 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 5th March 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 6th March 2019


19:30


20:30



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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 6th March 2019

Comedy and hip hop clash in rap battles, a concept show which garnered a 5 star review and nuff respect at the Fringe. Street cred is put on the line as some of the country's best comedians compete to see who exhibits the most swag when it comes to hip hop wits.
The Edinburgh Fringe version of the show attracted some of the most respected comedians on the block, including Mark Watson, Carl Donnelly and Daniel Sloss.
'The Wee Man and Ro Campbell have invented one of the most exciting late-night formats since Set List with their Rap Battles...thrilling and funny...could end in a murder.' ***** The Skinny
Please note: This show has limited unreserved seating with additional standing room.
View previous Rap Battles here .

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Mark Watson: The Infinite Show

Sunday 10th March 2019


19:00


20:00



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Mark Watson: The Infinite Show

Sunday 10th March 2019

Cluster-bombed with yoghurt on 'Taskmaster', half-killed on 'Bear Grylls' Celebrity Island', Watson returns to what he's best at: being indoors.
Inspired by the mostly alarming state of the world his children are growing up in, and a genuine, urgent desire to do something about it, this show is about empathy.
99 percent of the world's population is made up of other people: why can't we understand them?
As scrawny and impassioned as ever, one of the UK's most beloved and thinnest acts offers some suggestions, with his usual notoriously high joke-and-rant-per-minute rate.
'He sparkles with originality and verve' Chortle
'A kind of unstoppably funny Superhero' Sunday Times
'Hugely entertaining, craftsmanlike, remarkable' Telegraph



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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 12th March 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 12th March 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Ed Gamble: Blizzard

Thursday 14th March 2019


19:00


19:30



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Ed Gamble: Blizzard

Thursday 14th March 2019

After a sellout national tour in 2017, Ed Gamble is back with another bracing flurry of idiocy.
Off of Mock the Week (BBC2), The Russell Howard Hour (Sky), Comedy Central at the Comedy Store (Comedy Central), Drunk History (Comedy Central), The Apprentice You’re Fired (BBC2), Man Down (Channel 4), Conan (TBS) and a short film he can’t remember the name of where he killed a man from The Bill (ITV) with a spade.
'…this is a super show from a comic who may be about to become more of a force in the game.' (Chortle, 2017)
Show duration 1 hour

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Justin Moorhouse - Northern Joker

Saturday 16th March 2019


18:30


19:30



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Justin Moorhouse - Northern Joker

Saturday 16th March 2019

These days Justin's not certain about anything apart from his uncertainty - Brexit looms, it appears the Cold War is being rebooted and that's before we begin to worry about what's happening in America... closer to home he's starting to feel redundant as a parent. One kid is leaving home, the dog is getting older and doesn't need much walking, and the youngest kid hists thirteen and cancels the family subscription to The Beano.
On top of this the golden age of the Northern straight white male comedian has gone the way of the dinosaurs. How will he adapt if he wants to survive? What next for this Northern Joker? What can he talk to his daughter about now she cares little for Dennis the Menace and the Bash St Kids?
Hang on.
Perhaps nothing has changed that much. When he was thirteen, the Russians were scary, the White House was a madhouse and he'd never been to Europe anyhow. Thinking back this was when his reading habits changed too, more Dark Knight than Desperate Dan, more Catwoman than Minnie the Minx. Perhaps our heroes never went away... they just waited for us to pick them up again. Perhaps she just needs a different type of comic.
'He charms the pants off the crowd' Sunday Times
'Comedic tour-de-force... brough a tear to a critical glass eye' Herald
'Simulataneously down-to-earth and out of this world' List
'The amount of first-rate comic craft that goes into his deceptively simple routines is worthy of admiration' Guardian
NB - Tickets are £5 for the unwaged and proof must be shown on ticket collection
Anyone receiving unemployment/incapacity benefit or disabled living allowance
· Job seekers' letter
· Letter confirming entitlement to benefit
· DLA letter


Justin's Podcast
justinmoorehouse.com
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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Simon Munnery: The Wreath

Wednesday 20th March 2019


21:00


21:30



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Simon Munnery: The Wreath

Wednesday 20th March 2019

Serial innovator Simon Munnery presents his brand new show.
“I went to a funeral the other day. Caught the wreath…”That’s what came to me, from the mysterious source of the inexplicable. Hear the story of the joke, the painting, and what happened next.
Simon is a British Comedy Award nominee, Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee and Chortle Award winner. His stand-up career spanning 32 years has seen him regularly perform all over the world and star in several of his own major television and radio projects.
He is best known for his character creations Alan Parker: Urban Warrior, Buckethead and The League Against Tedium. His most recent television appearances include The Alternative Comedy Experience (Comedy Central), The Culture Show, It’s Kevin and Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle (BBC 2).
‘A genuine innovator in the land of the samey, and an annual must-see for any comedy connoisseur’ Guardian
‘Oh the deep, deep joy of an hour of Simon Munnery’ ★★★★ Scotsman
‘Convention defying, innovative stuff. Simon Munnery is a brilliant comedian’ Times
Duration 95 mins
Part of The Glasgow International Comedy Festival .
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Andrew Maxwell - SHOWTIME

Saturday 23rd March 2019


18:30


19:00



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Andrew Maxwell - SHOWTIME

Saturday 23rd March 2019

With "SHOWTIME" Andrew continued his long run of domination of the Edinburgh Fringe. A memorable cocktail of personal stories, astute political observations and the odd surprise foray into character cameos, it won yet another barrage of five-star reviews for one of the festival's most universally acclaimed acts. Now, it's 'showtime' for the rest of the country.
Andrew is known for his eagle-eyed, passionate current-affairs comedy, showcased in his many appearances on BBC Radio 4 (News Quiz, Welcome To Wherever You Are, Public Enemies). He's been seen on - among others - Live at the Apollo (BBC One), Have I Got News for You (BBC One), Celebrity Juice (ITV2) and Mock the Week (BBC Two); and to a whole new generation he is the devilish voice of MTV's Ex On The Beach.
'One of the most significant comedians working in the country today' ★★★★★ Independent
'Showtime is a masterclass in mirth, sublime timing, and killer punchlines' ★★★★★ Herald
DOUBLE EDINBURGH COMEDY AWARD NOMINEE
WINNER: Time Out Live Award: Best Stand-up
Clip links of Andrew:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWyGurqgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcGk7YxvL0
Website: andrewmaxwellcomedian.com
Facebook: @maxwellcomedian
Twitter: @andrewismaxwell
Duration 1hr










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Vladimir McTavish -25 YEARS OF STAND-UP

Sunday 24th March 2019


20:30


21:00



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Vladimir McTavish -25 YEARS OF STAND-UP

Sunday 24th March 2019

Vladimir McTavish became a full-time stand-up comedian in 1993, since when he has performed to audiences worldwide, and gigged with some of the biggest names in the business.
In 25 Years Of Stand-Up, he celebrates his quarter-century on the circuit with a show which is a unique bend of brand new material, some of his greatest hits from two decades of comedy back-catalogue and some hilarious comedy anecdotes about life as a comic.
'Nothing short of superb' Scotsman
'One of the finest acts on the Scottish comedy circuit' Guardian
'inspired comedy brilliance' Australian Stage
Duration 1hr.
Part of The Glasgow International Comedy Festival .

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AL MURRAY - LANDLORD OF HOPE AND GLORY TOUR 2019

Thursday 28th March 2019


21:00


21:30



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AL MURRAY - LANDLORD OF HOPE AND GLORY TOUR 2019

Thursday 28th March 2019

Citizens of Hope and Glory! Our new tomorrow beckons. A new tomorrow that smells reassuringly of yesterday, but with wifi.
One last heave and we will be there. And when the going gets tough the tough get going. Although the going won’t get tough and anyone who tells you it is going to be tough is lying.
Come join me to marvel at the majesty of our green and pleasant land. A land globally renowned for our culture, history and places, like the world-famous Salisbury Cathedral.
Join me to step backwards into the future.
‘Stand up gold’ Guardian
‘A supremely polished performer’ ★★★★★ Mail on Sunday
‘Wickedly witty stuff’ ★★★★ Telegraph
Duration 90 mins approx
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