Date:Sunday 24th January 2016


Doors Open:19:00

Show Begins:20:00

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Come on down to Stand Newcastle and join Humungous Idiot Seymour Mace and his stupid friends as they dick about for the sake of it.

Prizes! Stickers! Games! Boxes! Idiots!!!

Random Accent Chat Roulette! Cuddly toys being executed! And Alan the Pedantic Horse!

All this and more is waiting at Newcastle Stand on the 3rd Sunday of every month!

If you’re an idiot and you enjoy watching other idiots being stupid then this is the night for you!

If you’re too stupid to find the venue then why not get a sensible person to drop you off? To sweeten the deal everyone gets one free minute of slow motion to use whenever they like!

Idiots Rule! And remember; ‘In the land of the idiots, the one eyed man is an idiot.’


Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining The Stand Bistro open daily from 11am.

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