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  • Edinburgh
  • Glasgow
  • Newcastle
  • Newcastle Alternative Festival

What's On

  • Edinburgh
  • Glasgow
  • Newcastle
  • Newcastle Alternative Festival
The Crack

We’re not surprised that many of the top stand-ups around ignore bigger, but soulless, venues for the purpose-built delights of this wonderful comedy establishment

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Arguably the world’s most perfect stand-up room

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When The Stand Comedy Club opened, we started with a simple manifesto which included creating a list of genuine comedy fans and to make sure we did our best to always charge them a fair price.

Our membership scheme evolved from this idea and is still strong today with over 1000+ members.

Sat

23

Oct
2021

ROSIE JONES: BOX TICKER TOO FREE TICKETS FOR BBC RADIO 4 COMEDY
Venue: Edinburgh

Sold out!
  • Doors: 13:00
  • Show: 13:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 15:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

23

Oct
2021

PAUL McCAFFREY: LEMON
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 16:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 18:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

23

Oct
2021

Loyiso Gola - Pop Culture
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 18:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

23

Oct
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:00
  • Show: 19:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

23

Oct
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

23

Oct
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

24

Oct
2021

ROSIE JONES: BOX TICKER TOO FREE TICKETS FOR BBC RADIO 4 COMEDY
Venue: Edinburgh

Sold out!
  • Doors: 15:30
  • Show: 16:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 17:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

24

Oct
2021

Paul Sinha: Hazy Little Thing Called Love 5.30pm show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:30
  • Show: 17:30
  • 75 mins
  • Finish: 18:45
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

24

Oct
2021

Loyiso Gola - Pop Culture
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 110 mins
  • Finish: 21:50
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

24

Oct
2021

FIN TAYLOR: SO MY WIFE…
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

24

Oct
2021

Paul Sinha: Hazy Little Thing Called Love 8.45pm show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:45
  • Show: 20:45
  • 75 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

25

Oct
2021

Frankie Boyle : Work In Progress
Venue: Glasgow

Sold out!
  • Doors: 16:30
  • Show: 17:30
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

25

Oct
2021

PAUL McCAFFREY: LEMON
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

25

Oct
2021

FIN TAYLOR: SO MY WIFE…
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

25

Oct
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

26

Oct
2021

FIN TAYLOR: SO MY WIFE…
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

26

Oct
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

27

Oct
2021

Kevin Bridges and Friends
Venue: Glasgow

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 21:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

27

Oct
2021

Red Raw -WE ARE 10 YEARS OLD
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

28

Oct
2021

The Suggestibles: Improv Comedy Joyride
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

29

Oct
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

29

Oct
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

29

Oct
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:31
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:01
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

30

Oct
2021

The Cabaret of Dangerous Ideas: Speech & Dementia
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 13:00
  • Show: 14:00
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 15:00
  • 16 And Above (16+)

Sat

30

Oct
2021

The Saturday Show The Early Show!
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

30

Oct
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:00
  • Show: 19:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

30

Oct
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

30

Oct
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

31

Oct
2021

Anth Young 4pm show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 15:00
  • Show: 16:00
  • 85 mins
  • Finish: 17:25
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

31

Oct
2021

Anth Young
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 85 mins
  • Finish: 21:55
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

31

Oct
2021

Michael Redmond's Sunday Service
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

01

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

01

Nov
2021

Halloween Monday Night Improv
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

03

Nov
2021

Mark Watson: This Can’t Be It
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 95 mins
  • Finish: 22:05
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

03

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

04

Nov
2021

Mark Watson: This Can’t Be It
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 95 mins
  • Finish: 22:05
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

04

Nov
2021

The Best of Scottish Comedy
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

04

Nov
2021

Best Of Northern
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

05

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

05

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

05

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

06

Nov
2021

STEVE HUGHES: Are you Serious?
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 15:20
  • Show: 16:20
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 18:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

06

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:00
  • Show: 19:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

06

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

06

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

07

Nov
2021

Save the Planet! Kids Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 13:30
  • Show: 14:00
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 15:00
  • 5-12 Years

Sun

07

Nov
2021

Top Flight Time Machine - The Velvet Drainpipe Tour
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

08

Nov
2021

Pottervision
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:29
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:59
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

08

Nov
2021

Top Flight Time Machine - The Velvet Drainpipe Tour
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

08

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

09

Nov
2021

Pottervision
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

09

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

10

Nov
2021

Kevin Bridges and Friends
Venue: Edinburgh

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 21:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

10

Nov
2021

Pottervision
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

11

Nov
2021

Kevin Bridges and Friends
Venue: Edinburgh

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 21:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

11

Nov
2021

David Kay: Cooked Tomatoes
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

11

Nov
2021

Daliso Chaponda: Apocalypse Not Now
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 80 mins
  • Finish: 21:50
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

12

Nov
2021

Kevin Bridges and Friends
Venue: Glasgow

Sold out!
  • Doors: 15:30
  • Show: 16:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 18:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

12

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

12

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

12

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

13

Nov
2021

Ellie Taylor: Don’t Got This
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 18:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

13

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show The Early Show!
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

13

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

13

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

13

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

14

Nov
2021

Tony Law: Identifies
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:30
  • Show: 19:30
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 16 And Above (16+)

Mon

15

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

16

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

16

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

17

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

18

Nov
2021

The Cabaret of Dangerous Ideas: Brain Gains, Quantum Particles & #selfloathe
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

18

Nov
2021

Best Of Northern
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

19

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

19

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

19

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

20

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show The Early Show!
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

20

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:00
  • Show: 19:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

20

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

20

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

21

Nov
2021

Alun Cochrane: Brave New Alun
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 80 mins
  • Finish: 21:50
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

21

Nov
2021

Gary Delaney: Gary in Punderland
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

22

Nov
2021

Gary Delaney: Gary in Punderland
Venue: Glasgow

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

22

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

23

Nov
2021

Kevin Bridges and Friends
Venue: Edinburgh

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 21:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

23

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

24

Nov
2021

Rob Newman’s Philosophy Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

24

Nov
2021

Kevin Bridges and Friends
Venue: Edinburgh

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 21:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

24

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

25

Nov
2021

Rob Newman - Philosophy Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 21:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

25

Nov
2021

JASON BYRNE’S AUDIENCE PRECIPITATION
Venue: Newcastle

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

26

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

26

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

26

Nov
2021

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

27

Nov
2021

TIFF STEVENSON: MOTHER
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 16:50
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

27

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:00
  • Show: 19:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

27

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

27

Nov
2021

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

28

Nov
2021

TIFF STEVENSON: MOTHER
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

29

Nov
2021

Neil Delamere: Work in Progress
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

29

Nov
2021

TIFF STEVENSON: MOTHER
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

29

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

30

Nov
2021

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

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