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What's On

  • Edinburgh
  • Glasgow
  • Newcastle
  • Newcastle Alternative Festival
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When The Stand Comedy Club opened, we started with a simple manifesto which included creating a list of genuine comedy fans and to make sure we did our best to always charge them a fair price.

Our membership scheme evolved from this idea and is still strong today with over 1000+ members.

Fri

21

Jan
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

21

Jan
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

21

Jan
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

22

Jan
2022

Nish Kumar: Your Power, Your Control (Work in progress)
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 15:00
  • Show: 16:00
  • 70 mins
  • Finish: 17:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

22

Jan
2022

The Saturday Show The Early Show!
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

22

Jan
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:30
  • Show: 19:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

22

Jan
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

22

Jan
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

23

Jan
2022

Shaparak Khorsandi: IT WAS THE 90s! Sorry Show Rescheduled!
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 21:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

23

Jan
2022

The Best of Scottish Comedy Burns Night Special
Venue: Glasgow

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

24

Jan
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

25

Jan
2022

The Best of Scottish Comedy Burns Night Special
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

25

Jan
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

26

Jan
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

27

Jan
2022

The Best of Scottish Comedy
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

27

Jan
2022

Best Of Northern
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

28

Jan
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

28

Jan
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

28

Jan
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

29

Jan
2022

The Saturday Show The Early Show!
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

29

Jan
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:00
  • Show: 19:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

29

Jan
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

29

Jan
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

30

Jan
2022

Rosco McClelland' s Sunday Service
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

31

Jan
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

01

Feb
2022

Kevin Bridges - Work in Progress
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 21:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

01

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

02

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

03

Feb
2022

The Suggestibles: Improv Comedy Joyride
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

03

Feb
2022

Marc Jennings: Here, But
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 95 mins
  • Finish: 22:05
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

03

Feb
2022

The Best of Scottish Comedy
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

04

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

04

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

04

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

05

Feb
2022

Marc Jennings: Here, But
Venue: Glasgow

Sold out!
  • Doors: 15:00
  • Show: 16:00
  • 95 mins
  • Finish: 17:35
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

05

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show The Early Show!
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

05

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:00
  • Show: 19:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

05

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

05

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

06

Feb
2022

Bona Fide
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

06

Feb
2022

Chris Forbes's Sunday Service
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

07

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

08

Feb
2022

Jamali Maddix: King Crud
Venue: Newcastle

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:30
  • 80 mins
  • Finish: 21:50
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

08

Feb
2022

Alfie Brown: Sensitive Man
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

09

Feb
2022

Rachel Fairburn: Maniac
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

09

Feb
2022

Jamie MacDonald ‘Reasonably Adjusted - Work in Progress
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

09

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

10

Feb
2022

Rachel Fairburn: Maniac
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

10

Feb
2022

Jamie MacDonald ‘Reasonably Adjusted - Work in Progress
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

10

Feb
2022

Best Of Northern
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

11

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

11

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

11

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

12

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show The Early Show!
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

12

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 18:00
  • Show: 19:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 20:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

12

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

12

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

13

Feb
2022

Matt Chorley: Who Is In Charge Here?
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

13

Feb
2022

Stephen Buchanan's Sunday Service
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

14

Feb
2022

Matt Chorley: Who Is In Charge Here?
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

14

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

14

Feb
2022

ANTI-VALENTINES DAY!
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

14

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

15

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

16

Feb
2022

Mark Thomas: 50 Things About Us
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 21:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

16

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

17

Feb
2022

Mark Thomas: 50 Things About Us
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 21:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

17

Feb
2022

Bona Fide
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

17

Feb
2022

Best Of Northern
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

18

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

18

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

18

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

19

Feb
2022

Luke Kempner: Macho Macho Man
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 15:00
  • Show: 16:00
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 17:40
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

19

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show The Early Show!
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 18:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

19

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

19

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

19

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

20

Feb
2022

Luke Kempner: Macho Macho Man
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

20

Feb
2022

Matt Reed doesn’t ask for much just an hour of your time (and a small fee to get into the venue)
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

20

Feb
2022

Amy Matthew's Sunday Service
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

21

Feb
2022

Luke Kempner: Macho Macho Man
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

21

Feb
2022

Glenn Wool: The Tiny Kings of Winter
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

21

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

22

Feb
2022

FERN BRADY: Autistic Bikini Queen
Venue: Newcastle

Sold out!
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:30
  • 80 mins
  • Finish: 21:50
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

22

Feb
2022

Two Mr P’s in a Podcast - LIVE
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Tue

22

Feb
2022

Glenn Wool: The Tiny Kings of Winter
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

23

Feb
2022

Glenn Wool: The Tiny Kings of Winter
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Wed

23

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

24

Feb
2022

Ahir Shah: Dress
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Thu

24

Feb
2022

The Best of Scottish Comedy
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

25

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

25

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Fri

25

Feb
2022

The Friday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

26

Feb
2022

Ahir Shah: Dress
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 15:20
  • Show: 16:20
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 18:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

26

Feb
2022

KIRI PRITCHARD-MCLEAN: HOME TRUTHS
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 16:00
  • Show: 17:00
  • 60 mins
  • Finish: 18:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

26

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:00
  • Show: 20:00
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 21:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

26

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sat

26

Feb
2022

The Saturday Show
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 90 mins
  • Finish: 22:00
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

27

Feb
2022

Ahir Shah: Dress
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 100 mins
  • Finish: 22:10
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Sun

27

Feb
2022

KIRI PRITCHARD-MCLEAN:HOME TRUTHS
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

28

Feb
2022

Red Raw
Venue: Edinburgh

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

28

Feb
2022

KIRI PRITCHARD-MCLEAN:HOME TRUTHS
Venue: Glasgow

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 120 mins
  • Finish: 22:30
  • 18 And Above (18+)

Mon

28

Feb
2022

ANDY ZALTZMAN – SATIRIST FOR HIRE
Venue: Newcastle

Tickets & Info
  • Doors: 19:30
  • Show: 20:30
  • 110 mins
  • Finish: 22:20
  • 18 And Above (18+)

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