What's On in Newcastle in October


Gary Delaney: Gagster’s Paradise

Saturday 6th October 2018


20:00


21:00



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Gary Delaney: Gagster’s Paradise

Saturday 6th October 2018

One of Britain's leading one-liner comics returns to the road with another onslaught of lean, expertly crafted gaggery. A Mock The Week regular and recent star of the new Live At The Apollo series, Gary's shows are renowned in the business for a near unrivalled volume of high-class gags. You should expect no different from this, his brand new tour for 2018. Please note Coolio will not be appearing.
★★★★ ‘A cavalcade of brilliantly inventive puns’ Guardian
★★★★ ‘More quality jokes in one hour than most comics have in their entire careers...Quite brilliant’ Scotsman
★★★★ ‘A master craftsman’ Times
★★★★ ‘One of Britain's grandmasters of the one-liner' Chortle
garydelaney.com
@garydelaney
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Matt Reeds Gag Reels

Sunday 7th October 2018


16:00


16:50



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Matt Reeds Gag Reels

Sunday 7th October 2018

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there

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Good Grief

Monday 8th October 2018


19:00


20:30



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Good Grief

Monday 8th October 2018

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief
With Lee Kyle , The Delightful Sausage , Simon Lomas and host Joby MaGeean .
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
Newcastle Alternative returns to The Stand for a fourth year, bringing some of the best national and local comedians together for three weeks across October.
If the show you want to see is Sold Out – check out the full listings below and try another!
Day
Date
Event
Doors open
Show starts
Sunday
08/10/2017
Kids Comedy Club
12pm
12.30pm
Sunday
08/10/2017
Jason Byrne: The Man with Three Brains
7pm
8.30pm
Monday
09/10/2017
Good Grief
7pm
8.30pm
Tuesday
10/10/2017
Danny Bhoy: Make Something Great Again for Stronger Together Better Future Tomorrow
7pm
8.00pm
Wednesday
11/10/2017
Red Raw
7pm
8.30pm
Thursday
12/10/2017
Paul Foot: ‘Tis A Pity She’s A Piglet
7pm
8.30pm
Friday
13/10/2017
Pajama Men: Pterodactyl Nights
5.30pm
6.30pm
Friday
13/10/2017
Abandonman: Life + Rhymes
8pm
9pm
Saturday
14/10/2017
Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself
5pm
6pm
Saturday
14/10/2017
Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself
8pm
9pm
Sunday
15/10/2017
Lee Kyle: A Brilliant Comedy Show By lee Who Is The Best (Kids Show)
12pm
12.30pm
Sunday
15/10/2017
Which Is The Best Podcast: The Much Anticipated 93rd Episode Live (Lee Kyle & Sammy Dobson)
3.00pm
3.30pm
Sunday
15/10/2017
Ahir Shah: Control
5.30pm
6.30pm
Sunday
15/10/2017
Seymour Mace’s Magical Shitcakes From Heaven
8pm
9pm
Monday
16/10/2017
Shappi Khorsandi: Mistress and Misfit
7pm
8.30pm
Tuesday
17/10/2017
Kiri Pritchard Mclean & Fin Taylor Double Bill
7pm
8.30pm
Wednesday
18/10/2017
Red Raw
7pm
8.30pm
Thursday
19/10/2017
The Suggestibles
7.30pm
8.30pm
Friday
20/10/2017
Fred MacAulay - Live
5.30pm
6.30pm
Friday
20/10/2017
Paul Sinha: Shout Out To My Ex
8pm
9pm
Saturday
21/10/2017
Gavin Webster: It’s About Time We Had More Women in There
5.30pm
6.30pm
Saturday
21/10/2017
Matt Richardson / Slash
8pm
9pm
Sunday
22/10/2017
Kids Comedy Club
12pm
12.30pm
Sunday
22/10/2017
No Such Thing As Fish – The 2017 Tour – Extra Show
4pm
4.30pm
Sunday
22/10/2017
No Such Thing As Fish – The 2017 Tour
7pm
8pm
Monday
23/10/2017
Felicity Ward: 50% More Likely To Die
7pm
8.30pm
Wednesday
25/10/2017
Red Raw
7pm
8.30pm
Thursday
26/10/2017
Lee Nelson: Serious Joker
7pm
8pm
Friday
27/10/2017
Alex Love: How To Win At A Pub Quiz
5.30pm
6.30pm
Friday
27/10/2017
Tom Stade: I Swear
8pm
9pm
Saturday
28/10/2017
Mae Martin: Dope
5.30pm
6.30pm
Saturday
28/10/2017
Jason Byrne: The Man with Three Brains
8pm
9pm
Sunday
29/10/2017
Nicola Mantalious Lovett & Joby Mageen – Fruit Salad (Kids Show)
12pm
12.30pm
Sunday
29/10/2017
Lloyd Griffith- In:Undated
5.30pm
6.30pm
Sunday
29/10/2017
Ed Gamble: Mammoth
8pm
9pm
Monday
30/10/2017
Ben Van Der Velde: Sidekick
7pm
8.30pm
Tuesday
31/10/2017
The Footbaaaall Show
7pm
8.30pm

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Phil Nichol – Your Wrong

Friday 19th October 2018


17:30


18:30



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Phil Nichol – Your Wrong

Friday 19th October 2018

Trump. Your wrong. Brexit. Your wrong. Facebook. Your wrong. Tinder. Your wrong. Religion. Your wrong. Fashion. Your wrong. Grammar. Your wrong!
We are being watched. Whether it’s the grammar Nazis on the internet, the court of public opinion in the media, the government through our smart phones, the aliens from deep in the crust of the moons of Jupiter, or by God himself, we are being monitored. The pressure to "get it right" is tremendous! Right?
Your Wrong questions the nature of understanding and explores our modern day need to be right about everything.
‘…a show that makes you laugh and think while you are watching, and then wakes you up in the night to laugh and think again’ ***** Scotsman
‘.. not just comedy but soul-quenching storytelling at its finest.’ ***** EdFestMag
‘Masterful’ **** Herald
Presented by Mick Perrin Worldwide
May contain adult themes and strong language
Duration 1 hour.
http://www.philnichol.com/

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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 28th October 2018


12:00


12:30



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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 28th October 2018

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.

Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show? We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran

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