What's On in Newcastle in November


The Saturday Show

Saturday 18th November 2017


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 18th November 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Mark Maier , Andrea Hubert , Anth Young , Jamie Hutchinson and host Martin Mor




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Rahul Kohli: A Not So Chubby Brown

Sunday 19th November 2017


17:00


17:30



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Rahul Kohli: A Not So Chubby Brown

Sunday 19th November 2017

From Brexit to Trump to snap elections to ISIS downfall in Mosul & there rise in the West: politics is the rollercoaster box set that will never have a satisfying conclusion.
Rahul Kohli is a comedian, Master of Political Science, and Economics graduate who’s aiming to tackle all these topics and say what everyone’s thinking! Just kidding.
Rahul is neither a racist, nor Derren Brown: he has no idea what you’re thinking. Besides a masters and a bachelors he thinks gives him merit to accurately and hilariously convey what is going on with the World & how we can fix it? These entitled fucking millennials.
Either way, he plans to impact upon what and how you’re thinking with a nuanced look at all this. With his debut show: Newcastle Brown Male being critically acclaimed and quoted as ‘dripping with erudite genius’ Fest Mag and ‘Real art’ Broadway Baby, this is your final chance to see A Not So Chubby Brown live before Rahul records it at the Leicester Square Theatre Live in December.
Duration 1hr

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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 19th November 2017


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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 19th November 2017

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?

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Fern Brady: Suffer, Fools!

Monday 20th November 2017


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20:30



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Fern Brady: Suffer, Fools!

Monday 20th November 2017

Following two Fringe shows that sold out through word of mouth alone, Scottish comedian Fern is coming to Newcastle!
As seen on Russell Howard's Stand Up Central, Stewart Lee's Alternative Comedy Experience and Viceland's new series Brexit Stage Left.
God, I hope I can cry over a dead relative or come across as sincere this year. As heard on BBC Radio 4's State of the Nations and BBC Scotland's Breaking the News.
'An astounding hour' ★★★★★ List
'Quick witted acerbic stand-up' ★★★★★ Skinny
@fernbrady



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Phil Wang

Tuesday 21st November 2017


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Phil Wang

Tuesday 21st November 2017

‘Certain belly laughs’ ★★★★ Sunday Times
Phil is a 27-year old stand-up comedian on his first tour of the UK. He has appeared on Have I Got News For You, Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, and Would I Lie To You? He is very excited to be performing here, in [INSERT TOWN NAME] - a place he often calls his second home.
'Talented up-and-comer’ Guardian
'One of the more appealing – and cerebral – stand-ups to have emerged in recent years’ Telegraph



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Red Raw

Wednesday 22nd November 2017


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 22nd November 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With headliner Paul Thorne .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 23rd November 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 23rd November 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Gary Little , Paul Thorne , Bryan Ghosh and host JoJo Smith .
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The Friday Show

Friday 24th November 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 24th November 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Gary Little , Paul Thorne , Bryan Ghosh and host JoJo Smith .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 25th November 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 25th November 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Gary Little , Paul Thorne , Bryan Ghosh and host JoJo Smith .



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Matt Reeds Gag Reels

Sunday 26th November 2017


19:00


20:30



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Matt Reeds Gag Reels

Sunday 26th November 2017

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there


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ELLIE TAYLOR: THIS GUY

Monday 27th November 2017


19:00


20:30



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ELLIE TAYLOR: THIS GUY

Monday 27th November 2017

Following a sell-out Edinburgh Festival season and 2016 tour, the star of BBC's Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and The John Bishop Show, Channel 4's 8 Out of 10 Cats, and BBC Radio 4's The Now Show presents an unmissable new stand-up show discussing whether or not she should breed.
'Radiates charisma... blessed with great flair' Guardian .
'She doesn't miss a beat' List .
http://www.ellietaylorcomedy.com/
@EllieJaneTaylor


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 28th November 2017


19:00


20:30



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 28th November 2017

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 29th November 2017


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 29th November 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
With host Lee Kyle and headliner Bethany Black .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th November 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th November 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
With Gavin Webster , Bethany Black , Lee Kyle and host Katie Mulgrew .


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