What's On in Newcastle in January


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Monday 1st January 2018


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Monday 1st January 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR! BACK TOMORROW!

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Tuesday 2nd January 2018


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Tuesday 2nd January 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 3rd January 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 3rd January 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With host Ben Van Der Velde and headliner John Whale .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 4th January 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 4th January 2018


Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Paul Sinha , Susan Murray , Ben Van Der Velde and host Alfie Joey .




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The Friday Show

Friday 5th January 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 5th January 2018


There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Paul Sinha , Susan Murray , Ben Van Der Velde and host Alfie Joey .




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The Saturday Show

Saturday 6th January 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 6th January 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Paul Sinha , Susan Murray , Ben Van Der Velde and host Alfie Joey .


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Sunday 7th January 2018


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Good Grief

Monday 8th January 2018


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Good Grief

Monday 8th January 2018

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Good Grief Proudly presents Tony Law's 2018 Absudity For The Common People Tour!

Tuesday 9th January 2018


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Good Grief Proudly presents Tony Law's 2018 Absudity For The Common People Tour!

Tuesday 9th January 2018

Tony is back to spearhead the UK’s alternative comedy scene with his brand new show. After another sell out run at this years fringe he’s ready to take his unique brand of stand up across the UK in a landmark tour. Having made appearances on the likes of Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, Russell Howard's Good News, Tony is here for one night only just for you.
Truly a stand along voice in the world of stand up comedy, stupendously surreal there is nobody quite like this delirious Canadian.
http://www.mrtonylaw.com/

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Red Raw

Wednesday 10th January 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 10th January 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With host Si Beckwith .



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 11th January 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 11th January 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Ian Coppinger , Lost Voice Guy , Hayley Ellis , Andy Clark and host Susie McCabe .



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The Friday Show

Friday 12th January 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 12th January 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Ian Coppinger , Lost Voice Guy , Hayley Ellis , Andy Clark and host Susie McCabe .



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW - Matchday Special!

Saturday 13th January 2018


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW - Matchday Special!

Saturday 13th January 2018

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 13th January 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 13th January 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Ian Coppinger , Lost Voice Guy , Hayley Ellis , Andy Clark and host Susie McCabe .


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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 14th January 2018


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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 14th January 2018

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring..This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk).
Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied.
Tickets £4 per person.

Approx running time 1hr 30 mins

Food...
You can also purchase meals from the kids menu only £4.50 which we’ll bring to you during the interval - we will keep it healthy, kid friendly and of course we can cater for the fussiest of eaters!
Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show?
We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!

Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 14th January 2018


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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 14th January 2018

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Gein's Family Gift Shop

Monday 15th January 2018


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Gein's Family Gift Shop

Monday 15th January 2018

Like persistent dandruff, the multi award-winning sketch group are back and they are itching to show you what they’ve come up with. Skin ailments aside, the four strong, five star sketch group can’t wait to hawk out their highly anticipated third hour.
'Would unsettle even the darkest League of Gentlemen fan' ***** Sunday Times
'A joy to watch' ***** Skinny
'Intense, inventive sketch comedy' **** Mail on Sunday
'Dark and uniquely depraved sketches... tight and impishly inventive' **** Fest
'Their glorious filthy and Juvenile punchlines hit the mark' Chortle
'The trio's timing is terrific' Guardian


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Dave Johns Work In Progress

Tuesday 16th January 2018


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Dave Johns Work In Progress

Tuesday 16th January 2018

The star of Ken Loach's smash hit film I Daniel Blake, Dave Johns brings a work in progress show to the Newcastle stand
Something old, sometime new, nothing borrowed, maybe be blue
'Very funny a delight' ★★★★ IMagazine
★★★★★ 'hilarious' Newcastle evening Chronicle



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Red Raw

Wednesday 17th January 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 17th January 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With host Joby Mageean and headliner Carl Hutchinson .


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 18th January 2018


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 18th January 2018

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.
Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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The Friday Show

Friday 19th January 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 19th January 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Keir McAllister , Nick Cranston , Joby Mageean and Julie Grady Thomas .



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 20th January 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 20th January 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Keir McAllister , Nick Cranston , Joby Mageean and Julie Grady Thomas .


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Carl Hutchinson: Simple Man WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW

Sunday 21st January 2018


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Carl Hutchinson: Simple Man WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW

Sunday 21st January 2018

As seen on Comedy Central’s Stand Up Central and The Chris Ramsey Show & following a sold-out 2017 tour. Geordie comedian Carl Hutchinson is back with a brand new show ‘Simple Man’.
From buying a house to having kids, Carl takes his unique adolescent approach to grown up issues. Join Hutchinson with his stories and observations that’s had crowds laugh their heads off year after year.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With support.
Duration 90 mins



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Jessica Fostekew: The Silence of the Nans

Sunday 21st January 2018


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Jessica Fostekew: The Silence of the Nans

Sunday 21st January 2018

After a smash hit season with ‘The Silence of the Nans’ at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Jessica Fostekew takes it on tour around the UK next Spring!
(Read in film-trailer voice): Last summer Jessica did two reasonably significant things. One, a story of pure joy. The other, a tale of entrapment, torment and gelato. This show tells the second story. The horrid one.
This is an epic comedy-horror-story about a disaster at sea from which there was no escape.
(Normal voice): Jessica co-hosts the mighty Guilty Feminist podcast which has reached over 10 million listeners. She starred in this year’s hugely acclaimed new BBC2 sitcom from Sharon Horgan and Graham Linehan Motherland as well as the award winning BBC1 drama Three Girls. Jess also hosts BBCR4 Extra’s Comedy Club and BBC Radio Comedy Awards (Radio2, R4Extra). Jess writes for BBC R4’s News Quiz and C4’s 8 out of 10 cats amongst other things.
'Wears her smarts on her sleeve. Great stuff.' Guardian
'Consistently hilarious' **** Fest
'Intensely funny' Time Out
'Fostekew mixes a solid self-assuredness with a strong line in self-deprecation, creating a smart and hilarious show' **** Skinny
'The show is a masterclass in comedic storytelling and didn’t flag for a moment. It was like spending an hour in the company of your funniest friend who has a story she can’t wait to tell you' ***** DarkChat
'Immaculately written...This is a very good hour from a talented and funny performer. Don’t miss out' **** One4Review



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Evening Chronicle Sunshine Fund Benefit

Monday 22nd January 2018


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Evening Chronicle Sunshine Fund Benefit

Monday 22nd January 2018

The Chronicle Sunshine Fund provides specialised equipment to children with disabilities in the North East. Individuals, groups, registered organisations, special and mainstream schools and hospitals can ask for our support.
With Carl Hutchinson , Mike Milligan , Si Beckwith , Anja Atkinson and your host TBC!
To ensure the maximum donation reached the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £5, to reserve please call 0191 300 9700.

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Tony Jameson - Idealist

Tuesday 23rd January 2018


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Tony Jameson - Idealist

Tuesday 23rd January 2018

Idealist (noun) – A person who is guided by ideals rather than by practical considerations.
As the world is slowly starting to fall apart, Tony Jameson has taken it upon himself to try and fix it.
Brexit, harassment, body-shaming, the impending apocalypse, social mobility, ITV.
These are just some of the issues discussed in Tony’s brand new show.
Join one of the North East’s most natural storytellers, who’s often described as “like hanging out with one of your mates”.
Tony is refreshingly honest in tackling everyday subjects, as well as some slightly more thought-provoking ideas, as he searches for an idealistic lifestyle.
‘Wonderful, terrific, life-affirming stuff’ Skinny
‘Painfully funny’ List


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Red Raw

Wednesday 24th January 2018


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Red Raw

Wednesday 24th January 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With headliner Gavin Webster .



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 25th January 2018


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 25th January 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Rudi Lickwood , Rory O'Hanlon , Si Beckwith , Liberty Hodes and host JoJo Smith .


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The Friday Show

Friday 26th January 2018


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The Friday Show

Friday 26th January 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Rudi Lickwood , Rory O'Hanlon , Si Beckwith , Liberty Hodes and host JoJo Smith .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 27th January 2018


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 27th January 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Rudi Lickwood , Rory O'Hanlon , Si Beckwith , Liberty Hodes and host JoJo Smith .


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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 28th January 2018


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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 28th January 2018

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.

Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show? We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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LAUREN PATTISON: LADY MUCK

Sunday 28th January 2018


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LAUREN PATTISON: LADY MUCK

Sunday 28th January 2018

United Agents present
LAUREN PATTISON: LADY MUCK
One of the brightest young talents on the comedy scene, Lauren Pattison has arrived at The Stand after a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe with her Best Newcomer nominated debut hour about embracing your flaws.
A fresh and fierce female voice, Lauren has supported Katherine Ryan and Matt Richardson on tour and was featured on the BBC New Talent Hotlist 2017.
'Tremendous coming-of-age tale with razor wit and brutal honesty...' ★★★★★ List
'a breath of feisty fresh air' ★★★★★ Herald
'a spiky, deliciously bawdy and remarkably assured debut hour that deserves to be one of the break-out hits of this year's Fringe' ★★★★ Telegraph
'robust and impressive' ★★★★ Scotsman
'Yet even when packing a punch, her demeanour is breezy, frank and friendly, making her wickedly engaging company' ★★★★ Chortle
'Because of Pattison’s Geordie roots and indecent subject matter, comparisons will no doubt be made with Sarah Millican, who also arrived on the Fringe (some years ago now) and blew everyone away. Those comparisons would be unfair, though: whisper it, but Pattison might just turn out to be a whole lot funnier.' ★★★★ Telegraph
'stunning youthful debut' ★★★★ Sunday Times
Recommended by The Guardian 'Fast, Forthright and Filthy'


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Some People V Reginald D. Hunter - Preview

Monday 29th January 2018


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Some People V Reginald D. Hunter - Preview

Monday 29th January 2018

Due to popular demand Reginald has extended the critically acclaimed UK Tour of Some People Vs Reginald D Hunter.
During the 15 years in which he has lived in the UK, Reginald’s searingly honest material has garnered him a popular fanbase that spans the generations. In the past twelve months he has appeared in a critically acclaimed tour of the UK and Ireland, a sell-out Edinburgh Festival Fringe season and has performed across Europe. His appearances on television have included 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Have I Got News for You and the hugely popular three-part BBC2 series Reginald D Hunter’s Songs Of The South which documented Reginald’s epic road trip from North Carolina to New Orleans through 150 years of American popular song.
'THIS IS COMEDY OF A RARE SCOPE' ***** Times
'FOREMOST AMONG THOSE WHO TACKLE RACE HEAD-ON…A PROVOCATIVE HOUR FULL OF BIG LAUGHS.' Observer
'A JOY, AS EVER.' **** Telegraph
'HUNTER’S OUTSIDE-INVIEWS ON POLITICS AND RACE FIND HIM PLAYING WITH NOTIONS OF OFFENCE, WITH INVIGORATING STYLE.' Mail on Sunday
Age Recommendation: 18+
show 60 mins

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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 30th January 2018


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 30th January 2018

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 31st January 2018


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 31st January 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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