What's On in Newcastle in July


The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd July 2016


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd July 2016

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining The Stand Bistro open daily from 11am.
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With Imran Yusuf , Mike Milligan , Lauren Pattison , Robbie Ormrod and host Mark Maier .


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Lost Voice Guy: Disability For Dunces Volume Two Fringe Preview

Sunday 24th July 2016


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Lost Voice Guy: Disability For Dunces Volume Two Fringe Preview

Sunday 24th July 2016

Award-winning comedian Lost Voice Guy started off in a disabled Steps tribute band. They were called Ramps. That didn't work out though, so he's answering more of your stupid questions instead.
Lost Voice Guy said: 'I’m often asked if I really can talk after my gigs, because obviously pretending to be disabled for the sake of entertainment is perfectly acceptable!? If I was going to do that, I’d pretend to be blind, then my guide dog could shit on everyone who didn’t laugh. So it's time I answered these bizarre questions.'
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Fringe Preview: Laurence Clark and Russell Hicks

Sunday 24th July 2016


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Fringe Preview: Laurence Clark and Russell Hicks

Sunday 24th July 2016

Work-in-Progress show from Fringe comedy favourites; before their hotly anticipated shows at The Stand in Edinburgh this August...

Laurence Clark: Independence
Come and laugh at sh*t Laurence can’t do – guilt-free - in this tale of adolescence, love and Jelly Babies as he discovers no man is an island, except the Isle of Mann! 'Wickedly funn' ★★★★★ Herald
www.laurenceclark.co.uk

Russell Hicks:DEADLINER
Russell is still battling with the idea of the prim, proper, polished, comedian.
DEADLINER is the flip side to the coin of the HEADLINER, the clean shaven, company man, set to please with ephemeral concepts, lazily construed. The DEADLINER seeks truth, experience…in other words:
This aint yo daddy’s stand up!
'A sharp wit. The pessimism of Jack Dee mixed with the deadpan aggression of Denis Leary. A riproaring night of tough love from a witty comedian' ★★★★ Broadway Baby
Guest Appearance on NBC's 'Before The Morning After'. One of the 'Top Six Comics to Watch' by LA's Stand Up Talk Magazine. Appeared on LA based panel show Direct TV's 'What's News?'

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Free Thinking Radicals

Monday 25th July 2016


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Free Thinking Radicals

Monday 25th July 2016

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by the Free Thinking Radicals. A night of comedy, music, spoken word and general anti-authoritarian shenanigans. We’re not saying you’re an idiot if you like all the things mentioned above, but the people that are behind them think you’re a f**king moron. We don’t. We respect your right to have your intellect stimulated.
Or you can remain bewildered with the herd. That’s how they want you. Things are changing…
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining The Stand Bistro open daily from 11am.
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Benefit in Aid of St Oswald's Hospice

Tuesday 26th July 2016


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Benefit in Aid of St Oswald's Hospice

Tuesday 26th July 2016

St Oswald's Hospice provides specialist palliative care to children and adults from across the North East. They provide the highest quality care for people with life limiting conditions and support for families and carers, as well as bereavement support for those who have lost loved ones.
With Carl Hutchison and four more acts TBC!
We are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £7 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 27th July 2016


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Red Raw

Wednesday 27th July 2016

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 200 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining The Stand Bistro open daily from 11am.
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With host Hal Branson and headliner Stephen Carlin .



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th July 2016


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th July 2016

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining The Stand Bistro open daily from 11am.
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With The Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe III , Stephen Carlin , John Whale and host JoJo Smith .


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The Friday Show

Friday 29th July 2016


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20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 29th July 2016

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining The Stand Bistro open daily from 11am.
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With The Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe III , Stephen Carlin , John Whale and host JoJo Smith .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th July 2016


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20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th July 2016

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining The Stand Bistro open daily from 11am.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014 and 2015
#StandUpScran
With The Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe III , Stephen Carlin , John Whale and host JoJo Smith .


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SUNDAY FRINGE PREVIEW: GEORGE ZACH: CONFESSIONS OF A HOMELESS SEX GOD

Sunday 31st July 2016


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SUNDAY FRINGE PREVIEW: GEORGE ZACH: CONFESSIONS OF A HOMELESS SEX GOD

Sunday 31st July 2016

GEORGE ZACH : CONFESSIONS OF A HOMELESS SEX GOD
Is Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll as fun as it sounds?
After the Melbourne Comedy Festival 2015, George returned to the UK, only for his relationship to end, his agent to drop him, the tax office asking for money he did not have, and by July he had moved out the house he shared with his ex.Single, broke, and homeless, some say he has had the time of his life.
Others might describe it as a massive meltdown. With tales of Drugs, Court Appearances, Good Sex, Bad Sex, TV Appearances and Raspberry Muffins, this is a story you will want to hear for yourselves.

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Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

Sunday 31st July 2016


18:30


19:00



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Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

Sunday 31st July 2016

It’s a chat show, live with no cameras and no censor. What do we discuss? Who knows! Your host Steffen Peddie will welcome you to pull up a chair and listen to the backstage chat that the audience do not get to hear. With live stand up and chat from the guests and the chance to put forward questions yourself and maybe win a prize from the “Table of Tat” Why would you not want to be there?
*may feature jokes and lots of ad libbing.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining The Stand Bistro open daily from 11am.
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