What's On in Newcastle in March


Tony Law: A Law Undo His-elf What Welcome

Sunday 26th March 2017


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Tony Law: A Law Undo His-elf What Welcome

Sunday 26th March 2017

Multi award-winning comedian, Tony Law embarks on a UK tour with a brand new show of the inimitable surreal comedy-art that has made him one of the most celebrated live performers in the UK.
In A Law Undo His-elf What Welcome, Tony Law is closer than ever to nonsense nirvana. Behold the comedy event horizon. Without a hint of a joke, this powerful show has achieved a sort of comedy which aims at making no sense at all and yet, and yet, and yet it means everything. Every dog damned thing ever. Science called and they want their goal back. Law has burst the net. You will feel sick with awe. You will barf wonder.
‘This show is a code. The words are all jumbled up but when you put them in the right order the wormhole opens up. Nothing is the same anymore. You can't call this comedy. This isn't comedy… It's something else... It's ...OTHER.’ Anthony Johnston Law
‘Chaos has rarely been so finely constructed and this much fun’ ★★★★ Times
‘flies by in joyful abandon’ ★★★★★ The Upcoming
‘inspired nonsense’ ★★★★ Scotsman
‘A wonder to behold’ ★★★★ Mail on Sunday Event magazine
‘brilliantly innovative’ ★★★★ Fest Magazine
‘The King of post-modern nonsense’ Telegraph, Autumn's hot 100
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

Monday 27th March 2017


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Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

Monday 27th March 2017

It’s a chat show, live with no cameras and no censor. What do we discuss? Who knows! Your host Steffen Peddie will welcome you to pull up a chair and listen to the backstage chat that the audience do not get to hear. With live stand up and chat from the guests and the chance to put forward questions yourself and maybe win a prize from the “Table of Tat” Why would you not want to be there?
*may feature jokes and lots of ad libbing.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 28th March 2017


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 28th March 2017

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
This month the lads are joined by I, Daniel Blake's Dave Johns & Gateshead FC Manager Neil Aspin plus Kenny Wharton and Barry Sweeney!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 29th March 2017


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 29th March 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With headliner Andrea Hubert and host Si Beckwith .





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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th March 2017


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th March 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Hailey Boyle , Andrea Hubert , Lee Kyle , Kiran Morjaria and host Mike Wilmot .


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The Friday Show

Friday 31st March 2017


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The Friday Show

Friday 31st March 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Hailey Boyle , Andrea Hubert , Lee Kyle , Kiran Morjaria and host Mike Wilmot .




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