What's On in Glasgow in March


The Thursday Show

Thursday 1st March 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 1st March 2018

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Ian Moore and Susan Murray .


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Gary Faulds - Welcome To Seshlehem

Saturday 10th March 2018


16:30


17:00



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Gary Faulds - Welcome To Seshlehem

Saturday 10th March 2018

Join the Glaswegian funny man for his fourth Glasgow Comedy Festival. Fast paced punchline packed relatable comedy.
The tonic wine fueled yum yum destroyer is extremely excited to welcome his people to the town of Seshlehem, a town where it's illegal to be a VL, salads are forbidden and Gyms are used as torture camps and vegans are allowed the sausage.
'Gary is destined for a great career' - BBC Scotland
@GaryFaulds1
Duration 60 mins


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GEORGE EGG: DIY CHEF

Monday 12th March 2018


19:30


20:30



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GEORGE EGG: DIY CHEF

Monday 12th March 2018

Lakin McCarthy presents
GEORGE EGG : DIY CHEF (Edinburgh Preview)
Following sell out Edinburgh Fringe runs in 2015 and 2016 plus a sell out UK tour, award winning comedian George Egg (the ‘Anarchist Cook’) returns with a BRAND NEW SHOW demonstrating more live cooking and laugh-out-loud comedy.
In ‘DIY CHEF’ George‘s doctor has told him he needs to rethink his culinary habits and as a result his family have banned him from using the kitchen. They’ve banished him to the shed. But George simply has to keep cooking and his unstoppable urge to be creative means inventive solutions and some seriously tasty food.
It’s funny, inspiring and absurd in equal measure, a cross-genre show falling somewhere between a stand-up comedy set and an illustrated lecture. Expect power tools, gardening equipment and office supplies to be abused and re-purposed. Expect lots of laughs. Expect to learn something new. And you get to taste the food at the end.*
*at your own risk!
‘hugely entertaining’ Guardian
‘It is refreshing to encounter a performer who really is unique’ Telegraph
‘A genius... he is the friendly face of anarchy, the anarchic face of food and the foodie face of comedy’ Scotland On Sunday


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John Robertson - The Dark Room

Wednesday 14th March 2018


19:00


19:30



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John Robertson - The Dark Room

Wednesday 14th March 2018

You awake to find yourself in a Dark Room! You, the audience must choose an option. Will you: A) Find the Light Switch? B) Cry for Help? C) Go North?
Come and play the world’s first live-action text-based adventure game! It’s a choose-your-own-adventure! So choose it!
The Dark Room blurs the lines between comedy and game show and is enjoyed by gamers, non-gamers, teens and parents.
The audience play as contestants and the rules are simple.
1 - Options appear on the screen.
2 - Audience calls out the option they want.
3 - You’re either right, or dead.
4 - In the end, everybody plays!
Originally an interactive YouTube game, the Dark Room went viral and attracted more than 4 million views. Comedian John Robertson then transformed the game into a live show, and so far, has enjoyed sell out shows at Insomnia Gaming Festival, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, EB Games Expo and MCM Comic Con.
‘NOT TO BE MISSED’ Guardian
‘One of the funniest sights around, don’t miss it’ Daily Telegraph
‘You have to see the Dark Room as least once in your life’ ***** Sun
‘You must see this show’ ***** British Comedy Guide
‘Great fun, nostalgic, but also a fresh angle for comedy’ **** Den of Geek

DURATION - 1 HOUR

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Craig Campbell: Easy Tiger 2017-18 World Tour

Friday 16th March 2018


19:00


20:00



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Craig Campbell: Easy Tiger 2017-18 World Tour

Friday 16th March 2018

The majestic mountain moose in a tiger striped onesie brings his thrilling new show 'Easy Tiger' out of the Fringe jungle and onto the world stage for his 3rd solo tour.
Queens and Toms pack some nip and prowl on down to screech and howl the night away!
Expect a raucous evening of post-scratchin' and kickin' litter aboot the hoose while Campbell tickles chins, keeping purrs and treadles generous throughout! No rabbits, mice or children and please be kind to our neighbours by not crapping in their gardens on the way home!
Find yourself a comfy lap and settle in for an evening of hilarity as Canada's furriest friend disgorges all your favourite spittle impregnated cultural furballs- retching his own: (why the hell do your coffee shops close at 6pm!!!?? You don't even like coffee!?? This isn't your call to make!!) onto your favourite comfy tea-sipping slippers.
'Loud, beautifully crafted tales of outsider adventure' Independent
'A fantastic yarn weaver, with charming tales of his travels and hugely funny observations' Time Out
'Perfectly observed and hilarious storytelling'Chortle
'A whirlwind hour of reflections and ruminations, structured and punctuated by some slick audience interaction' **** Herald
https://www.craigcampbell.info/
@Moosefucker

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Ed Gamble: Mammoth

Sunday 18th March 2018


20:30


21:00



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Ed Gamble: Mammoth

Sunday 18th March 2018

After the huge success of his 2016 tour, that gobby little toerag Ed Gamble is back with a brand new lumbering beast of a comedy show.
Off of Mock the Week (BBC2), Drunk History (Comedy Central), Conan (TBS), Almost Royal (E4), Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central (Comedy Central), Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live (BBC3), Man Down (C4) as well as countless other things (3 other things).
'… He is on irresistible form' ★★★★ Telegraph
'… a master of unlocking the humour in everything' ★★★★ List
'Creative and clever humour that leaves the audience in stitches' ★★★★ Edinburgh Festivals Magazine


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Alun Cochrane: Alunish Cochranish

Monday 19th March 2018


18:30


19:00



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Alun Cochrane: Alunish Cochranish

Monday 19th March 2018

Grumpy-joyful, silly-serious stand-up.
Jokes, ideas and (possibly) movement will all be deployed for your amusement during this show.
As seen on blah blah and blah, and heard on various funny radio shows.
http://www.aluncochrane.co.uk/

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Robin Ince - Pragmatic Insanity

Wednesday 21st March 2018


19:30


20:30



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Robin Ince - Pragmatic Insanity

Wednesday 21st March 2018

Lakin McCarthy present...
Robin's first new stand up show in three years is a clash of the two cultures, a joyous romp through his favourite artists and strangest scientific ideas. From the work of Stanley Spencer to Niels Bohr, it is 90 minutes fizzing with ideas about creativity in science and art, as well as asking why we believe we see what we see and why we believe what we believe.
In 2017 Robin completed a 70 date, record breaking tour with Brian Cox that concluded at the Wembley Arena.
Robin's new book, I'm a Joke...and So Are You (Atlantic books) is also available at all good book stores
'an evening so bursting with energy and ideas...it’s a bundle of fascinating, surprising digressions' The Times review of most recent show - Blooming, Buzzing Confusion.
Robin is the winner of a Sony Gold and Rose d'Or for the Infinite Monkey Cage and the Time Out Outstanding Contribution to Comedy, as well as The Francis Crick Science Journalism Award.



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Craig Campbell: Easy Tiger 2017-18 World Tour

Thursday 22nd March 2018


21:00


21:30



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Craig Campbell: Easy Tiger 2017-18 World Tour

Thursday 22nd March 2018

The majestic mountain moose in a tiger striped onesie brings his thrilling new show 'Easy Tiger' out of the Fringe jungle and onto the world stage for his 3rd solo tour.
Queens and Toms pack some nip and prowl on down to screech and howl the night away!
Expect a raucous evening of post-scratchin' and kickin' litter aboot the hoose while Campbell tickles chins, keeping purrs and treadles generous throughout! No rabbits, mice or children and please be kind to our neighbours by not crapping in their gardens on the way home!
Find yourself a comfy lap and settle in for an evening of hilarity as Canada's furriest friend disgorges all your favourite spittle impregnated cultural furballs- retching his own: (why the hell do your coffee shops close at 6pm!!!?? You don't even like coffee!?? This isn't your call to make!!) onto your favourite comfy tea-sipping slippers.
'Loud, beautifully crafted tales of outsider adventure' Independent
'A fantastic yarn weaver, with charming tales of his travels and hugely funny observations' Time Out
'Perfectly observed and hilarious storytelling'Chortle
'A whirlwind hour of reflections and ruminations, structured and punctuated by some slick audience interaction' **** Herald
https://www.craigcampbell.info/
@Moosefucker

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SCRAM!

Wednesday 28th March 2018


19:30


20:30



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SCRAM!

Wednesday 28th March 2018

SCRAM! is the brand new sketch and ensemble night from some of Scotland’s finest new comedians. A team of the country’s most exciting young talent take over the Stand for a night of sketches, stand-up and improv guaranteed to set your week off on a high.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 29th March 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 29th March 2018

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.


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