Performances

TOM STADE: I SWEAR

Date:Friday 27th October 2017

Venue:Newcastle

Doors Open:20:00

Show Begins:21:00

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SORRY, SOLD OUT! If there are any uncollected tickets they will go back on sale 15 mins before the show starts. Please note that it will be standing room only by this point.

Blue Jeans Management Proudly Presents

TOM STADE: I SWEAR

After a hiatus from the touring scene, get ready for another epic blast of Tom Stade! Direct from the Edinburgh Festival, the Canadian tour-de-force is back with a brand-new show for 2017.   

Renowned for his carefree attitude and broad-minded vision, nothing is taboo to this enlightened and captivating comedy legend.  Combining off-the-scale charm, razor-sharp wit and a no-holds-barred attitude; Tom pledges to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

As seen on BBC One’s Live at the Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, The John Bishop Show and Ch4’s Comedy Gala.

Kick back and enter the awesome and mischievous world of Tom Stade as he provides an inspiring and incisive antidote to these dark and uncertain times.  Simply sublime comedy…I SWEAR.

'UNMISSABLE' Edinburgh Evening News

'EVERY INCH A STAR.  IF COMEDY IS THE NEW ROCK AND ROLL, THEN TOM STADE IS KEITH RICHARDS' Daily Record 

'COMEDY GREATNESS…MONUMENTAL' Metro 

'HUGE PRESENCE…REALLY KNOWS HOW TO WORK A ROOM…ATTITUDE AND ENERGY…PROPERLY HILARIOUS, THOROUGHLY ENJOYABLE' Mirror

'ROCK 'n' ROLL COMEDIAN.  ABSOLUTELY BOXFRESH; NOTHING IS STAID ABOUT STADE' Evening Standard

'STAND-UP ELITE' Chortle

'SO COOL HE COULD WELL BE THE ANSWER TO GLOBAL WARMING. GLORIOUSLY FUNNY' Scotsman

 

Newcastle Alternative returns to The Stand for a fourth year, bringing some of the best national and local comedians together for three weeks across October.

If the show you want to see is Sold Out – check out the full listings below and try another!

Day

Date

Event

Doors open

Show starts

Sunday

08/10/2017

Kids Comedy Club

12pm

12.30pm

Sunday

08/10/2017

Jason Byrne: The Man with Three Brains

7pm

8.30pm

Monday

09/10/2017

Good Grief

7pm

8.30pm

Tuesday

10/10/2017

Danny Bhoy: Make Something Great Again for Stronger Together Better Future Tomorrow

7pm

8.00pm

Wednesday

11/10/2017

Red Raw

7pm

8.30pm

Thursday

12/10/2017

Paul Foot: ‘Tis A Pity She’s A Piglet

7pm

8.30pm

Friday

13/10/2017

Pajama Men: Pterodactyl Nights

5.30pm

6.30pm

Friday

13/10/2017

Abandonman: Life + Rhymes

8pm

9pm

Saturday

14/10/2017

Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself

5pm

6pm

Saturday

14/10/2017

Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself

8pm

9pm

Sunday

15/10/2017

Lee Kyle: A Brilliant Comedy Show By lee Who Is The Best (Kids Show)

12pm

12.30pm

Sunday

15/10/2017

Which Is The Best Podcast: The Much Anticipated 93rd Episode Live (Lee Kyle & Sammy Dobson)

3.00pm

3.30pm

Sunday

15/10/2017

Ahir Shah: Control

5.30pm

6.30pm

Sunday

15/10/2017

Seymour Mace’s Magical Shitcakes From Heaven

8pm

9pm

Monday

16/10/2017

Shappi Khorsandi: Mistress and Misfit

7pm

8.30pm

Tuesday

17/10/2017

Kiri Pritchard Mclean & Fin Taylor Double Bill

7pm

8.30pm

Wednesday

18/10/2017

Red Raw

7pm

8.30pm

Thursday

19/10/2017

The Suggestibles

7.30pm

8.30pm

Friday

20/10/2017

Fred MacAulay - Live

5.30pm

6.30pm

Friday

20/10/2017

Paul Sinha: Shout Out To My Ex

8pm

9pm

Saturday

21/10/2017

Gavin Webster: It’s About Time We Had More Women in There

5.30pm

6.30pm

Saturday

21/10/2017

Matt Richardson / Slash

8pm

9pm

Sunday

22/10/2017

Kids Comedy Club

12pm

12.30pm

Sunday

22/10/2017

No Such Thing As Fish – The 2017 Tour – Extra Show

4pm

4.30pm

Sunday

22/10/2017

No Such Thing As Fish – The 2017 Tour

7pm

8pm

Monday

23/10/2017

Felicity Ward: 50% More Likely To Die

7pm

8.30pm

Wednesday

25/10/2017

Red Raw

7pm

8.30pm

Thursday

26/10/2017

Lee Nelson: Serious Joker

7pm

8pm

Friday

27/10/2017

Alex Love: How To Win At A Pub Quiz

5.30pm

6.30pm

Friday

27/10/2017

Tom Stade: I Swear

8pm

9pm

Saturday

28/10/2017

Mae Martin: Dope

5.30pm

6.30pm

Saturday

28/10/2017

Jason Byrne: The Man with Three Brains

8pm

9pm

Sunday

29/10/2017

Nicola Mantalious Lovett & Joby Mageen – Fruit Salad (Kids Show)

12pm

12.30pm

Sunday

29/10/2017

Lloyd Griffith- In:Undated

5.30pm

6.30pm

Sunday

29/10/2017

Ed Gamble: Mammoth

8pm

9pm

Monday

30/10/2017

Ben Van Der Velde: Sidekick

7pm

8.30pm

Tuesday

31/10/2017

The Footbaaaall Show

7pm

8.30pm

Price Bands

£17.50