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Gooooaaaal! It's Bob Doolally's Comedy World Cup Countdown

Gooooaaaal! It's Bob Doolally's Comedy World Cup Countdown

Whilst Scotland might not be at the finals, it doesn't stop the enigmatic Scottish manager from giving his opinion in Bob Doolally’s Comedy World Cup Countdown.

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The Stand Interview - Simon Munnery

The Stand Interview - Simon Munnery

Widely regarded as one of the comics of his generation, Simon Munnery continues to innovate and push boundaries with each and every show. He chats to us in advance of his April 8th show.

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Hal Cruttenden Brings The Tough Luvvie Tour To The Stand In May

Hal Cruttenden Brings The Tough Luvvie Tour To The Stand In May

Following a number of stand-out TV appearances, Hal is being strongly tipped as the next big thing. He's bringing his latest tour to Newcastle on Sunday 11th

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The Jokes I’m Most Fond of….an Evening with Glenn Wool....and Frankie Boyle

The Jokes I’m Most Fond of….an Evening with Glenn Wool....and Frankie Boyle

Glenn Wool is returning to The Stand this year in Newcastle on the 27th, Glasgow on the 28th, and Edinburgh on 30th April 2014, with support from Frankie Boyle.

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Josie Long Returns to Newcastle With Her Work In Progress Show In May

Josie Long Returns to Newcastle With Her Work In Progress Show In May

Critically acclaimed comedian and cult-optimist Josie Long sows the seeds of her brand new show, a helplessly likeable force of social change. She's bringing her show to The Stand Newcasle on Tuesday 27th May.

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Gooooaaaal! It's Bob Doolally's Comedy World Cup Countdown
The Stand Interview - Simon Munnery
Hal Cruttenden Brings The Tough Luvvie Tour To The Stand In May
The Jokes I’m Most Fond of….an Evening with Glenn Wool....and Frankie Boyle
Josie Long Returns to Newcastle With Her Work In Progress Show In May

"The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle is great. It has a brilliant atmosphere, great staff and – when I did it as part of my tour warm up – I almost wished I lived in Newcastle so I could gig there every week..."

John Bishop

Having only opened a year ago The Stand Newcastle and Bistro is already recognised as one of the best venues in the North East for comedy, by punters and comedians alike.

"The Stand Comedy Club was exactly what Newcastle needed. A purpose build, professionally ran comedy specific venue. Absolutely fantastic place... I love it"

Chris Ramsey

The Stand Bistro has already established itself as one of the best places to eat in Newcastle city centre. Our chef Andy Drape is constantly sourcing the freshest produce to create high quality tasty dishes while keeping prices low.

New Menu Coming Soon!


What's on Next:

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Red Raw

Wednesday 16 Apr 19:00

Show Starts: 20:30

£2.00, £2.00
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The Thursday Show

Thursday 17 Apr 19:00

Show Starts: 20:30

£10.00, £7.00
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The Friday Show

Friday 18 Apr 19:00

Show Starts: 20:30

£12.00, £10.00
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The Saturday Show

Saturday 19 Apr 19:00

Show Starts: 20:30

£15.00, £15.00
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Newcastle News

The Jokes I’m Most Fond of….an Evening with Glenn Wool

The Jokes I’m Most Fond of….an Evening with Glenn Wool

Published: Friday 10 Jan 2014 17:00

Glenn Wool returns to all three venues in April with a vast collection of his new (old) material.

Robin Ince will be (In and) Out of his Mind at The Stand in June.

Robin Ince will be (In and) Out of his Mind at The Stand in June.

Published: Friday 24 Jan 2014 14:29

Robin is returning to Edinburgh, Glasgow and Newcastle in June with his latest show.

The Stand Interview - Michael Redmond

The Stand Interview - Michael Redmond

Published: Friday 31 Jan 2014 16:22

Michael Redmond has brought over a decade of deadpan each week to our Glasgow club as host of his Sunday Service show. He's a comedy legend, you should read it!

Gooooaaaal! It's Bob Doolally's Comedy World Cup Countdown

Gooooaaaal! It's Bob Doolally's Comedy World Cup Countdown

Published: Thursday 13 Feb 2014 11:14

Come see the Pele of Puns and Beckham of Banter as his road to the World Cup takes in Edinburgh on 8th, Glasgow on 9th and Newcastle on 10th June.

Hal Cruttenden Brings The Tough Luvvie Tour To The Stand In May.

Hal Cruttenden Brings The Tough Luvvie Tour To The Stand In May.

Published: Thursday 20 Feb 2014 17:08

Join Hal as he brings his latest show to Edinburgh, Glasgow and Newcastle.

The Stand Interview - Broken Windows Policy

The Stand Interview - Broken Windows Policy

Published: Monday 24 Feb 2014 15:58

Our new and improved resident sketch group Broken Windows Policy give us the lowdown on their exciting changes in The Stand Interview



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