Monday 1 December

RED RAW
With JoJo Sutherland and Gus Tawse.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm.
£2 Reserve tickets...

Tuesday 2 December

Wicked Wenches
With Lucy Porter, AL Kennedy, Elaine Malcolmson and Katie Craig.
Hosted by Susan Calman.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm.
£6/£5 STUDENTS/£3 MEMBERS – Reserve tickets...

Wednesday 3 December

THE STAND IMPROV
An evening of improvised comedy with Stu & Garry.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm. £5/£2.50 MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Thursday 4 December

THE THURSDAY SHOW
With Kevin Gildea, Steve Day, Lazyhand and Barry McDonald. Hosted by Lucy Porter.
Hot food available…
Doors 7.30pm. Show 9pm.
£7/£6 STUDENTS/£3 MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Friday 5 December

Kevin Gildea, Steve Day, Lazyhand and Barry McDonald. Hosted by Lucy Porter. Hot food available…
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm.
£9/£8 STUDENTS/£5 MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Saturday 6 December

Kevin Gildea, Steve Day, Lazyhand and Barry McDonald. Hosted by Lucy Porter. Hot food available…
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm.
£12
Reserve tickets...

Sunday 7 December

WHOSE LUNCH IS IT ANYWAY?
'a lively diversion after the rigours of the morning after' Evening News. Beat even the worst hangover with two hours of free improvised comedy from resident duo Stu and Garry. Great food too!
Doors 12.30pm. Show 1pm.
FREE

THE SUNDAY NIGHT LAUGH-IN
With Steve Day, Gordon Alexander, Dee Custance, Stephen Callaghan and Elaine Malcolmson. Hosted by Susan Calman.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm.
£5/£4 STUDENTS/£1 MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Monday 8 December

RED RAW
With Stu Murphy and Sean Grant.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm.
£2 Reserve tickets...

Tuesday 9 December SORRY SOLD OUT! Uncollected tickets go back on sale at 8.15pm on the door

DAVID O'DOHERTY - IT'S DAVID O'DOHERTY TIME
What's the time?
It's David O'Doherty time.
Tick tock, tick tock,
It's O'Doherty o'clock.
Prepare to have your world rocked (in quite a gentle way) as David O'Doherty, the Irish viscount of rumpled whimsy, the marble fawn of tiny keyboard based musical comedy, embarks on his first ever UK tour.
There will be some sitting, there will be some standing, there will be a song called Bangin'. As seen on Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC 2) & Comedy Live Presents with Russell Brand (Channel 4).
'Can there be anything more evil than someone trying their damndest to give musical comedy a good name? Dublin's David O'Doherty not only attempts this malevolent feat, but succeeds to the point of very nearly elevating this stand-up subgenre to true art' Scotsman
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm. £10/£8 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Wednesday 10 December

MELTING POT
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm.
£5/£4 STUDENTS/£2.50 MEMBERS
Reserve tickets...

Thursday 11 December

THE THURSDAY SHOW
With Rob Deering, John Ross, Chris Ramsey and Dee Custance. Hosted by The Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe III
Hot food available…
Doors 7.30pm. Show 9pm.
£7/£6 STUDENTS/£3 MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Friday 12 December

Rob Deering, John Ross, Chris Ramsey and Dee Custance. Hosted by The Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe III.  Hot food available…
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm.
£9/£8 STUDENTS/£5 MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Saturday 13 December

Rob Deering, John Ross, Chris Ramsey and Dee Custance. Hosted by The Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe III. Hot food available…
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm.
£12
Reserve tickets...

Sunday 14 December

WHOSE LUNCH IS IT ANYWAY?
'a lively diversion after the rigours of the morning after' Evening News. Beat even the worst hangover with two hours of free improvised comedy from resident duo Stu and Garry. Great food too!
Doors 12.30pm. Show 1pm.
FREE

THE SUNDAY NIGHT LAUGH-IN
With John Ross, Jay Lafferty, Garry Dobson, Gus Lymburn and John Whale. Hosted by Billy Kirkwood.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm.
£5/£4 STUDENTS/£1 MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

THE STAND THIS CHRISTMAS
why not have a Christmas night out with a difference. Forget the tacky paper hats, over-priced turkey and Slade – instead come and have a bellyful of laughs at Scotland’s favorite comedy club.

CHRISTMAS LUNCHES
If you want to start early then our Christmas lunchtime shows from 12.30pm are a great option for the whole office with the highly acclaimed Stand Players, Stu & Garry  'surreal situations moulded by audience suggestions and game structures' Evening News. Lunches are served buffet style and the combined show and lunch price is just £15.00
dates are available by arrangement for groups of 30+just give us a call on 0131 558 7272 or email admin@thestand.co.uk


THE STAND CHRISTMAS EVENING SHOWS 15TH-20TH DECEMBER
CHRISTMAS MENU £8.50 SERVED FROM OUR HOT FOOD BAR 
· Free-range Chicken in a white wine sauce with chive mash
· Beef and venison burger (8oz) with hand cut chips and salad
· Moroccan Vegetables served with cous cous
· Beef chilli or veggie chilli nachos with crème fraiche and salsa

Monday 15 December

THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Phil Nichol, Gary Little and Stuart Murphy & Garry Dobson. Hosted by Susan Morrison. Christmas menu available…
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm. £10/£9 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Tuesday 16 December

THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Phil Nichol, Gary Little and Stuart Murphy & Garry Dobson. Hosted by Susan Morrison. Christmas menu available…
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm. £10/£9 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Wednesday 17 December

THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Phil Nichol, Gary Little and Stuart Murphy & Garry Dobson. Hosted by Susan Morrison. Christmas menu available…
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm. £10/£9 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Thursday 18 December

THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Phil Nichol, Gary Little and Stuart Murphy & Garry Dobson. Hosted by Susan Morrison. Christmas menu available…
Doors 7.30pm. Show 9pm. £10/£9 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Friday 19 December

THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Phil Nichol, Gary Little and Stuart Murphy & Garry Dobson. Hosted by Susan Morrison. Christmas menu available…
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm. £12/£9 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Saturday 20 December

THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Phil Nichol, Gary Little and Stuart Murphy & Garry Dobson. Hosted by Susan Morrison. Christmas menu available…
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm. £12 Reserve tickets...

Sunday 21 December

WHOSE LUNCH IS IT ANYWAY? 'a lively diversion after the rigours of the morning after' Evening News. Beat even the worst hangover with two hours of free improvised comedy from resident duo Stu and Garry. Great food too!
Doors 12.30pm. Show 1pm.
FREE

REGINALD D. HUNTER SPECIAL
While many comedians aim for controversy, few can carry it off like Reginald D. Hunter. If you’ve already seen him you’ll know you’d better book your tickets now and if you haven’t seen him, prepare to have your preconceptions charmingly challenged by the oft-named coolest man in comedy. 'Pure gold… the perfect set' Guardian
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm. £10/£8 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Monday 22 December

RED RAW SPECIAL
A seasonal selection box of the best of our Red Raw shows. With Susan Morrison and Joe Heenan.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm. £2 Reserve tickets...

Tuesday 23 December

RED RAW SPECIAL
A seasonal selection box of the best of our Red Raw shows. With Susan Calman.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 8.30pm. £2 Reserve tickets...

Wednesday 24 December

CLOSED.

Thursday 25 December

CLOSED.

Friday 26 December

CLOSED.

Saturday 27 December

HOOTFEST!
Kevin Bridges, Ro Campbell and Wendy Wason. Hosted by Bruce Devlin.
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm. £12/£10 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Sunday 28 December

WHOSE LUNCH IS IT ANYWAY?
'a lively diversion after the rigours of the morning after' Evening News. Beat even the worst hangover with two hours of free improvised comedy from resident duo Gary Dobson and Stuart Murphy. Great food too!
Doors 12.30pm. Show 1pm.
FREE

HOOTFEST!
Kevin Bridges, Ro Campbell and Wendy Wason. Hosted by Bruce Devlin.
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm. £12/£10 STUDENTS & MEMBERS Reserve tickets...

Monday 29 December

HOOTFEST!
Kevin Bridges, Ro Campbell and Wendy Wason. Hosted by Bruce Devlin.
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm. £12 Reserve tickets...

Tuesday 30 December

HOOTFEST!
Kevin Bridges, Ro Campbell and Wendy Wason. Hosted by Bruce Devlin.
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm. £12 Reserve tickets...

Wednesday 31 December

WHOSE LUNCH IS IT ANYWAY?
'a lively diversion after the rigours of the morning after' Evening News. Beat even the worst hangover with two hours of free improvised comedy from resident duo Gary Dobson and Stuart Murphy. Great food too!
Doors 12.30pm. Show 1pm.
FREE

HOGMANAY HOOTFEST!
(After the show finishes punters will be given a pass which allows them back into our club if they wish to pop out and watch the fireworks and then come back and party until the wee small hours in The Stand!)
Kevin Bridges, Ro Campbell and Wendy Wason. Hosted by Bruce Devlin.
Doors 7.30pm. Show 9pm. £19.50/£17.50 STUDENTS/£12 MEMBERS
We stay open until 2am
Reserve tickets...
Please note seating is unreserved and it's not all seated so get in early for a table.