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Venue:   Stand 4 Dates:    2 - 24 (not 11th) Time:      15:10 Tickets:  £7 / £6

Susan Calman is on a savage mission to help you to accept your flaws. Deceptively innocent in appearance, Susan Calman is, in fact, a small but savage comedian. Given the face-to-face atmosphere at The Stand we warn the audience not to get too close. Susan bites.

Given the sharpness of the corporate lawyer she used to be, the natural and brutally funny Glaswegian wit of her home city as well as her smart, agile and rude persona, Susan's choice of switching law for comedy has proved to be sound and in her first three years has proven to be one of the fastest rising stars in comedy.

A good friend will tell you that she always thought the boyfriend who slept with your sister looked shifty.
Susan will tell you that you let yourself go.

A work colleague will agree that your boss is a bastard.
Susan will tell you that you're a bit shit at your job.

Ever wondered why you're still single at 37?
Maybe you do frighten them off. Maybe, it is YOUR FAULT.

When something bad happens to you, it's all too easy to blame your parents, your partner or Jodie Foster, instead of stepping back and taking a long hard look at yourself. Susan wants to make you responsible for your actions, acknowledge your failings, and take it like a (Cal)Man. As a lawyer, she worked on America's Death Row, but now she takes on her biggest challenge ever. Facing the truth.

So, who died and put Susan Calman in charge of the truth? The simple answer is no-one – but she will take you on a rollercoaster journey of highs and lows that will ultimately make you a better person and with plenty of giggles along the way. A self-acknowledged incompetent employee, rubbish girlfriend and appalling friend, she has faced up to her flaws and wants to help you do the same. If for no other reason, come and see the show in the name of Schadenfreude!

Click here to book tickets now!

www.myspace.com/susancalman
www.objectivetalentmanagement.com

Press Quotes

'Everyone who knows anything about comedy knows that Susan is one of the funniest women around'
Daily Record

'A wee lassie with a big future'
List

'Calman truly shone'
Scotsman

'Quick witted and engaging'
Chortle

'Affable and witty'
Stage