The Stand Comedy Club

The Best Place for Comedy

The food at the Stand is really, really good. Our upstairs bistro is open all day with the kitchen putting out fresh tasty exciting dishes. It’s excellent value – you can get lunch for a fiver and our pre-theatre dinner for a tenner. We’re open mornings and afternoons too with excellent coffee and home baked scones and cakes. Head Chef Andrew Drape has worked with the best and before coming to us he headed up Barn Asia, The Open Kitchen, Salsa Café and Blackfriars.

From 11am to late you can enjoy the relaxed ambience of the Stand Bistro and courtyard. In the evening come along early and try the pre theatre menu. But don’t worry if you’re in a rush – or if we’ve no tables in the bistro – there’s an excellent food service downstairs in the club too up until the show starts.

And of course, you don’t even have to come to comedy show to enjoy the excellent output of the Stand kitchen – whilst the show’s on downstairs we’ll be serving excellent dinners upstairs.

Please click below to view that menu.

The Stand Bistro - Day Menu

The Stand Bistro - Night Menu

The Stand Bistro - Venue Menu

The Stand Bistro - Day Menu


Please see our blackboard for a selection of specials.

Please ask a member of staff if you have any dietary requirements.


Brunch
Creamy garlic and thyme mushrooms on toast (v) £3.00
Soft muffin with duck egg & gunpowder hollandaise (v) £3.00
Soft muffin with smokey bacon and Caesar salad £4.00
Spicy sausage with black pudding omelette & breakfast sauce £4.00

Salads
Classic nicoise salad £6.00
Greek salad with feta cheese & pitta breads (v) £2.50

Curries
Chicken Chiang Rai curry with sticky rice £6.50
Tempura vegetables with Balinese curry sauce (v) £5.50
Served with sticky rice £6.00

Fish
Panko breaded fish cakes. tartare sauce £6.00
Beer battered cod fillet, red chilli jam £6.00
Served with fresh cut chips and a tomato salad

Burritos
Beef and butterbean butterbean burrito £6.00
Smoked paprika vegetable and bean burrito (v) £5.00
Fentiman's cola and rosemary pork burrito £6.00
Served with sour cream and garlic green beans

Burgers
Yakitori beef burger, shichimi mayonnaise £6.00
Roast red pepper and sweet potato burger, coconut chutney (v) £5.00
Jerk pork burger, apple jelly £6.00
Served in a soft muffin with fresh cut chips


The Stand Comedy - Night Menu



Starters, Nibbles and Sharers
- all £5.00
Indonesian beef rendang with cumin and dill puff breads
Chicken satay skewers with peanut sauce
Mixed olives, feta and toasted pitta breads (v)
Thai Chiang Rai rice balls with wild mushrooms and a sweet and sour sticky dip (v)
Duck Choi Bau with crisp leaves
Beer Tempura king prawns with chilli jam (£1supp)

Mains - all £9.50
Lamb and pepper Souvlaki kebab, lemon, feta cheese and olive oil mash
Roast pepper and sweet potato burger, coconut chutney with fresh cut chips (v)
Pancetta and anchovy fillet wrapped chicken breast (free range) with Caecar salad
Smoked salt rubbed rib-eye steak with fresh cut chips, cafe au late (£2supp)
Balinese curry of black bream with fragrant sticky rice
Yakitori beef burger, Shichimi mayonnaise, pickled ginger and fresh cut chips

Afters - all £5.00
Kirsh pear frangipane tart, vanilla ice cream (v)
Lemon brulee with shortbread (v)
Hazelnut and dark chocolate torte with mascarpone cream (v)
Mixed Beckleberry's ice creams
Mordon blue, grapes & biscuits

Desert wine £2 with any dessert

Please see our blackboard for specials
Pre-theatre from 5pm til 7pm 2 course for only £12, or 3 courses for only £15


The Stand Comedy Club - Club Menu


 
Chips
Mayonnaise (v) £3.00
Melted mature cheese (v) £3.50
Thai yellow curry sauce £4.50
Wallington Estate beef chilli £5.50

Burgers
Pepper and potato burger, coconut chutney (v) £5.00
Yakitori beef burger, shichimi mayonnaise £5.50
Jerk pork burger, apple jelly £5.50
All served with a herby salad

Baked Burrito
Wallington Estate beef chilli £6.00
Vegetable and bean chilli (v) £5.00
Stripped pork and cola burrito £6.00
All served with cheese and sour cream