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At long last The Stand Comedy Club Newcastle is finally open providing quality
food, drink and comedy in what we think is already the best place for comedy in
England.
We'll be open six nights a week to start with but it won't belong until you'll
be able to come see great affordable comedy 7 nights a week. Check out what's
coming up below or visit our full
listings page.
The Stand Bistro is also open all week providing great quality food at
amazingly low prices - it's a great place to come grab a scone and a coffee for
lunch or why not try out a pre-theatre menu with 2 courses for £10 or 3 course
for only £12.50.
Click here to see our full menu.
What's on Next in Newcastle
The Thursday Show
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Thursday 23 February 2012
Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
With Nick Revell, John Ross, Dan Bland and Jonny Pelham. Hosted by Susan Morrison.
Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
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The Friday Show
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Friday 24 February 2012
There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Nick Revell, John Ross, Dan Bland and Jonny Pelham. Hosted by Susan Morrison.
Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
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The Box Office Bistro
On street level, our cafe bar will be open all day every day so you can drop in for tickets and info any time, and maybe sample a flavour of what we’re all about. Quite simply we aim to provide the best value, home cooked food in Newcastle. Like our comedy our food is fresh and original: the chicken’s free range and the meat’s well hung. Our menus will offer food that is seasonal, fresh and full of flavour. Nothing frozen, no factory made ready meals in sight, it’s all cooked here by our own fair hands.
Different menus will run through the day - join us for a homemade scone and coffee in the morning, or for great value lunches that are fast and fresh. In the evening enjoy our more extensive pre-show dinner menu in the evenings before heading downstairs. If you’re short on time there’s a limited line-up of classic dishes in the venue itself – including the best burgers in town.
We’ve fresh coffee all day long, scrumptious snacks, decent wine list and a range of whiskies and liqueurs and selected craft beers for grownups to enjoy responsibly. We don’t do alcopops, and we’ve no trebles for a quid.
If you like it al fresco, check out our sheltered courtyard for some peace and quiet – it’s a real little haven in the centre of the city.
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The Stand Newcastle announce a new monthly residency for local improv troupe The Suggestibles.
'If you haven’t seen The Suggestibles before, their mantra is simple and stunningly accurate...You supply the suggestions. They supply the laughs'
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Laughter, Lust and Lager – the Perfect Recipe for Love at The Stand Valentine Shows
Forget heart shaped chocolates, flowers and all things related to Valentine’s Day, and join us in a dark basement!
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Listen to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Podcast on itunes
Featuring Jo Caulfield, Keir McAllister and Graeme Thomas and guests including Ian Rankin, Richard Wiseman and Susan Calman
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